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catch a crab

While rowing, "catching a crab" means to put one's oar in the water at the wrong time which results in the oar flipping parallel to the boat. When an oar goes from perpindicular (good) to parallel (bad) a rower must pull the oar in and over their head.

This can be difficult to fix as the boat moves.
Kate: I was rowing Port seat 6 yesterday when I totally caught a crab. It was horrible.
Ben: I remember! I was in 5 seat so I stopped to help you get your oar in order.
Kate: Thanks. It was intense. I hope I don't catch a crab at next Saturday's regatta!
by cannelle January 4, 2008
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catchfart

A lackey, a particularly submissive subordinate willing to follow so closely behind one's superior as to position themselves in range of breaking wind.
An article appearing in the NY Times does not carry the same weight as that article being discussed by a Secretary of State and her henchmen and catchfarts.
by Optiongeek September 7, 2016
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what a catch donnie

the saddest song in existence
Me: *what a catch donnie comes on* ERMAGAWD NO!
by thnksfrptrck July 6, 2015
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Fart Catcher

Political aide who covers up or spins a politician's gaffs.
Don't worry about Larry, his fart catchers will take care of everything.
by Billy Bob 2003 July 28, 2009
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catcher or pitcher

Term used by homosexual men to ask other men whether they are a "top" or a "bottom" during sexual activities. Catcher refers to the "bottom," while pitcher refers to the "top."
John: Catcher or pitcher?
Bob: Catcher.
John: Let's get to know each other better.
Bob: OK.
by Some old dude October 12, 2007
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Catching Down

1.) Kind of like throwing up, but a short puke-burp that you quickly swallow that burns your throat a little.

2.) The nice, refreshing feeling you get about 15-30 minutes after puking then cleaning your mouth and your nose.
1.)

"Dude I just catched down"

"Gross"

2.)
"You feeling better yet?"

"Yeah I think I'm catching down"
by Magicballs Magee September 29, 2013
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Catch this nut

Catch this nut: a guy pulls out to ejaculate instead of cumming down your throat; he busts while your mouth is open for you to catch the nut.
I’m finna cum.. oh shit! catch this nut.. 💦💦😛😋
by Thanos88 May 2, 2019
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