An extremely difficult sexual maneuver whereby a group of men quietly sneak into the bedroom of an unsuspecting woman (or man) and proceed to masturbate over them.
The resulting noise will eventually wake the victim to a horror comparable to that of the citizens of Darwin when the city was bombed by the Japanese in 1941
The resulting noise will eventually wake the victim to a horror comparable to that of the citizens of Darwin when the city was bombed by the Japanese in 1941
"Yeah dude we're planning on doing a Darwin Carpet-bomber later on tonight - poor Joey isn't going to know what hit him"
"I woke up last night to those assholes doing a Darwin Carpet-Bomber over me"
"I woke up last night to those assholes doing a Darwin Carpet-Bomber over me"
by Maggrig February 19, 2010
Get the Darwin Carpet-bomber mug.-A blunt that is unecessarily large in order to get anywhere from 5-8 people blasted off their ass (however most times is consumed with 2-3 people). Usually contains anywhere from 3-7 grams in each blunt.
Consumers of the "Cape Cod Blunt" are:
-Real Cape Codders (NOT tourists)
-Bad Bitches
-Advanced weed smokers
Consumers of the "Cape Cod Blunt" are:
-Real Cape Codders (NOT tourists)
-Bad Bitches
-Advanced weed smokers
Captain Morgan: "Yo are we rollin' a Cape Cod Blunt or a little Brighton blunt?"
Mozart:" Lets roll a small Brighton one, I don't have enough bud for a Cape Cod blunt."
Mozart:" Lets roll a small Brighton one, I don't have enough bud for a Cape Cod blunt."
by The Real Captain Morgan November 21, 2011
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by BC5 January 25, 2009
Get the Stain the carpet mug.Obviously a cape worn when doing a rape, often accesorised with a Batman esque utility belt for storing essentilal raping tools.
Stuart : Check out that fella's cape.
Joseph: I bet he's off to do a rape
Stuart : What makes you say that
Joseph : That's a rape cape he's wearing!
Joseph: I bet he's off to do a rape
Stuart : What makes you say that
Joseph : That's a rape cape he's wearing!
by Cape Rapist May 31, 2010
Get the Rape Cape mug.Carpetbaggers have a long history. The first Carpetbaggers came to the South from Yankee states after the Civil War to make a quick buck. Later Carpetbaggers moved to the South in the 1970s when the big 3 automakers in Detroit started to fail. Modern-day Carpetbaggers primarily move to 5 cities in Texas (El Paso, Houston, San Antonio, Austin, and Dallas) to escape the wretched economic prospects of their home states (usually California and Yankee states). They will take jobs from Texans and are generally ungrateful bastards, frequently calling Texans rednecks and complaining about how it sucks here as compared to their squathole in Mexifornia or New England. If Texas sucks so much, then why are you here?
The most famous modern-day Carpetbagger is Joseph Stack, the guy who rammed his plane into the IRS building in Austin.
Get out of Texas, carpetbagger!
Get out of Texas, carpetbagger!
by nbakuchev June 6, 2010
Get the Carpetbagger mug.What one gets when giving a blow job while kneeling on the carpet. The knees get dry/ashy and impressed with the carpet weave pattern. Not as serious as rug burns.
Rom: Hey what did you do for lunch today?
Gina: Just look - I hooked up with Dave and got a serious case of carpet knees!
Gina: Just look - I hooked up with Dave and got a serious case of carpet knees!
by Kohlsong January 2, 2009
Get the carpet knees mug.me and my friends just made a bet, biggest deer gets 50 dollars....loser gets to carpec the winners deer.
by 14lovinhands December 21, 2010
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