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Cottage

by Dick Handler February 23, 2003
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cottage jumping

where you go to the beach, wheel a bunch of girls..
take them back to your cottage.

and do.. yeah.

and then do the same thing the next day.
yeah, we went cottage jumping this summer.
by whootwhoot123 December 4, 2010
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cottage pie

Intimate act performed by two uncircumcised men of any sexuality (if you are wearing socks, it's not gay).
The first man pulls his foreskin back as far as possible, while the second pushes his as forward as possible, over the first guy's head and shaft of his penis (this process is very similar to docking). The two men then take any measure possible to mix their smegma together, and then - if desired - eat it.
Person A: "You know what that wack dude Josh did?"
Person B: "Yeah bro I heard he and George made a cottage pie yesterday"
by mortalmanfr February 9, 2025
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Swiss Cottage Secondary School

A school situated 10 minutes away from Gombak MRT station. Relatively uneventful unless you're from 4E3 2021.
The principal is very cool, 10/10 like him as principal. However, the school could use a bit of capital injection to boost the school's budget.
Teachers progressively get better/more satirical the higher the level you go.
Amath and Chem is compulsory FYI
xdd: Eh I swee swee got into Swiss Cottage Secondary School wei
xmm: fuck you ccb i thought you coming with me go staircase for sex education nbcb
by probablyfromswisscotagesec August 26, 2021
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cottage cheese

The worst fucking food to ever be invented by mankind.
Who the fuck made cottage cheese? It's just mozzarella but they gave up halfway through!
by youkoo96 October 1, 2020
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Cottage Pie

When you have a wild sex session and you rip her a good one that her vagina looks more like a cottage pie that a bulldog just finished with after trying to eat before you were able to pull the dog away.
Ajay- I just cottage pied Katelyn so good.

Or

Bro I just finished an all night session with her, my god it looked like a cottage pie when I was done.
by BigDoodle1 January 17, 2025
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Cottaging

When you and your fellow country man have fun in a public lavatory
Jordan went to a public lavatory and some farmers said pull your pants down and they started cottaging and Jordan loved it
by Bigbro77755743 October 23, 2023
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