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ComputerTech

ComputerTech is on every IRC (internet relay chat) network. Has no knowledge of fixing computers. Has the channel #ComputerTech (irc.Rizon.net, irc.Irc-nerds.net).

ComputerTech loves to shag sheep. Sometimes clueless. But in the end, he's a good guy. Friendly. Cares what others say.
ComputerTech loves to shag sheep.
by IamFoxy January 7, 2022
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computer-off

man i just computer-off and my i cummed all over my moniter
by justinaimers June 23, 2008
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Computer Shooter

Noun: One who partakes in the viewing of pornographic material on ones computer and proceeds to ejaculate on the screen and/or keyboard, and occasionally the mouse.
"That Computer Shooter got cum on my keyboard!"
by SHOOTER6969 April 24, 2009
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computer hooters

Alice: "Stop drooling over that photograph. Those are computer hooters".
Ralph: "Hommina-hommina-hommina!!!"
by ICSHialeah August 7, 2009
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Computer Mode

The condition that arises when one spends a great amount of time working behind a computer such that communication with a human is a challenge and often degraded. The condition can be identified by one's inability to answer simple questions such as "Want to go to lunch?" or "What are your plans for the weekend?" A typical reply would start with "Umm" followed by a stuttering and slurring of words resulting in a lack of ability to carry a conversation with a human.
Colleague: "What are your plans for the weekend."

The Reply: "Umm, yeah. The weekend? Yeah. What about it? Is that tomorrow?"

Colleague (still hasn't given up on the conversation): "Have anything fun planned?"

The Reply: "Uhhh -for what?"

Colleague: "Man, you're stuck in computer mode."
by A-No. July 17, 2010
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Computer Bladder

Needing to wiz, but to attached to the screen to pull your eyes away.
I need to wee, but this video hasn't finished yet, and my sister is screaming at me to get off and will surely steal my place! God forsake you computer bladder!
by KingSnotty July 11, 2011
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Computer blocking

When you are working on the computer and get up for a minute, only to find someone else is using it and may have deleted all of your work. This happens a lot with teenagers. The person computer blocking you 65% of the time is using Facebook.
"Great, now I gotta stay up all night tonight and finish this essay because my mom was computer blocking me for 3 hours.
by RKOver24 October 24, 2011
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