Committing a sir Mitchell

The act of coming home after being out going up stairs and finding your sister half naked wearing nothing but your dad’s underwear and proceeding to smash her back doors in so she is unable to poop straight for approximately 3 weeks and when the deed is done it is celebrated by kissing the mucky love bucket followed by smoking a dirty Cuba you found in your mums naughty toy drawer

(Whilst at a therapy support group)

Thank you for seeing me doctor I was dreaming last night when all of a sudden I remembered why my life is so messed up it was because I used to enjoy Committing a sir Mitchell act

by Timmy mcsploodge December 18, 2021

commit nether bed

a way of telling a person to kill themselves

Alex: I stole your diamonds
Steve: COMMIT NETHER BED!

by oofblox September 27, 2019

committed termination partner

A "Committed Termination Partner" (CTP) is a suicidal person that will join another suicidal person in jointly committing suicide. This is typically done through the use of a "Suicide Pact" that may be a written plan or a spoken plan dealing with all aspects of the mutual suicide of two people.

John met Jane as a committed termination partner (CTP) and now they both CTB together.

by Anthony_Bit February 13, 2014

commit stop living

gay die

i am gay i want die
i want to commit stop living

gay

by MyRealNameIs Die July 25, 2018

commit the crimes

50 Cent spent time in prison for drug dealing.

Cimmy Cko

by Fangsta December 15, 2003

Commiting toaster bath

Getting in the bath tun with a toaster plugged in and um ur just taking the easy way out fr fr fam

Bru he really commiting toaster bath

by Nachos_with_cheese November 11, 2018

conspiracy to commit a crime

Conspiracy to commit a crime is when you are planning to do an unlawful crime.

2: I will kidnap you
1: wtf
1: thats conspiracy to commit a crime

by Duck0321 June 14, 2019