The art of flying down to South America smuggling cocaine in your rectum. Once you arrive an Alaskan man (or woman, the cartels preference) comes and snorts the cocaine out of your rectal cavity.
by Torikattt July 28, 2020
When a man rapes someone for the first time (male or female), and out of the excitement ejaculates before any rape actually occurs. Named after the notorious sexual offender Christopher Columbus
After claiming to have watched so much porn of harder and hardercore Ted Bundy went to rape his first woman however his intentions were abated by his pre-columbian release.
by Hardecore edgar poe June 16, 2018
by Nor Y Mac September 09, 2012
When you shit on a person's chest or tits then proceed to jizz and spit into it, smear it around and thoroughly mix the mixture. Using the batter, form small cakes with a diameter of four to six inches.
Bake, and enjoy by crumbling and inserting anally.
Bake, and enjoy by crumbling and inserting anally.
Phil: "How was Jen last night?"
Dave: "We made Columbian Pattycakes.:
Phli: "Nasty... Why am I friends with you?!"
Dave: "I dunno man, I dunno.
Dave: "We made Columbian Pattycakes.:
Phli: "Nasty... Why am I friends with you?!"
Dave: "I dunno man, I dunno.
by TeddyBearGuru97 November 23, 2015
a sexual act of pouring cola in yo homies ass; sticking your cock in his anal region, sucking the coke out of his ass, and spitting it in his nose
Gave Terry the “Columbian Drugmule” last night, he did the alaskan spit dragon on me later that day.
by BigChuckmcCluck December 13, 2021
When your mate puts cocaine in their butt Crack and farts it into your face while you take a deep snort.
Bro! Debbie with the tattoos gave me a Columbian Vaporizer lastnight! The coke was top notch, but smelled kinda like shit. Got high as fuck though!
by Toner-D-Boner May 23, 2025
Bro! Debbie with the tattoos gave me a Columbian Vaporizer lastnight! The coke was bomb, but smelled kinda like shit! Got high as fuck though!
by Toner-D-Boner May 23, 2025