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cocknesia

1. a condition wherein you forget pertinent facts or have memory loss due to an earth-shattering sexual experience

2. you completely block out the memory of a particularly traumatic sexual experience with a man and his member
Dammit I can't remember the name of the restaurant, but it's not surprising considering the cocknesia I've had since Saturday night's shagfest.
by 'Itten March 31, 2009
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Cocknish

1.) One who sucks the cock of a man while he urinates.

2.) Someone so sexually frustrated that he may pathetically attepmt to suck his own cock. multiple times. daily.

2.) Munish Gandevia.
1.) "Oh my god, That guy is such a cocknish. He'll never get laid."

2.) "Wow, did you see that obease hobo, crying like a baby on the sidewalk, bending over?"

"Yea man, ugh gross, I think that was a cocknish."
by ThE LONLEY WOLF WOMAN EATING October 22, 2009
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Cocknocker

That dumb ass hoe is a cocknocker
by Thicccccmama February 13, 2019
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Choconexios

That thing you're supposed to bring your coworkers when you come back from your business trip.
- Hey, Andres! How was Vegas?
- Nice! We left some choconexios on the table ;-)
- Sweet!!!
by Renzo2 December 23, 2019
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Cockneed

Adj. The inverse of being bow legged after sex. Left with wanting and disappointment.

Still needing a cock....obviously a different one.
“I left his place cockneed cause he couldn’t the job done
“Girl that guy last night was fine! Yeah but that two pump pinky chump left me cockneed.”
by Ratchet_Tinker April 28, 2021
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Cocknizance

being aware of your sexuality, typically used for guys
"dude you lowkey lookin pretty cute rn"
"you sure you got cocknizance?"
"yeah man, i think i'm gay"
by keromii May 14, 2021
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Cocknausea

A disease that takes a hold of your cock and makes it feel nauseated.

There are three stages of cocknausea, in the first stage nothing much happens, symptoms do not usually show in the first stage so it is called “The silent” stage. Although there are reports that cocks start turning blue like a famous internet celebrity known as “Megamind,” but this is unconfirmed knowledge. The second stage is called “The chit-chat” stage, and it entails your cock’s foreskin to start talking to you and blabbering on and on about characters like “Dream” and “Jellybean”. The third stage. I lied, it doesn’t exist, you should’ve already died from your cringe conversation between you and your cock.
“I just got Cocknausea from that dude over there
“I thought that Cocknausea couldn’t spread through people?”
“Nah, its possible but Cocknausea can also be given through eating raw eggs”
by MiMiCursed November 23, 2022
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