covid faggot

a person who uses covid for political purposes and says they believes the "science" while making shit up.

Covid faggot: wheres your mask?

Person: the cdc and who say I don't need a mask!

Covid faggot: 250,000 plus people have died

Person: the cdc says the death rate is six percent of that amount.

Covid faggot: you're selfish

Person: you're a covid faggot.

by Fuck antifa December 16, 2020

COVID test

A modern spin on a much loved classic. Ask her to open her mouth and say “ahhhhhhh” and then ram your cock down her throat and rub it on her tonsils. When you’re about to cum, whip it out and cum up her nose.

James- “Met a girl last night and gave her a cheeky COVID test”

Borat- “very nice, I like”

by HJ HH January 4, 2021

it’s the COVID!

The standard, go-to reason for things not getting done.

Well I was going to get you a birthday card and a nice present and make you a nice dinner and everything, but you know... it’s the COVID!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 15, 2020

America’s Got COVID

A spin-off of the TV hit, “America’s Got Talent,” this show has teams of very sick people competing for big prizes by successfully contact tracing to find the source of their Coronavirus infection.

I watched America’s Got COVID the other night and I was crying tears of joy as they narrowed down the possible sources until they hit on this little girl’s grandmother; it was all so exciting and disturbing at the same time!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 31, 2020

Covid-18

A made-up virus used as an excuse by introverts or those who isolate.

A: You stayed at home even before covid-19!

B: That's because I had covid-18!

by covid-19vocabulary March 22, 2020

Covid Cock

Is a term to used to describe a male who is suffering from either erectile dysfunction or total impotence due to paranoia from the Covid-19 virus.

I was talking to Alice, and apparently she hasn't had sex since with Jimmy since the coronavirus outbreak. Because they were newlyweds, Alice thought it would be a sex session until the pandemic is over, but Jimmy is apparently suffering Covid Cock. He’s in total Covid Cock, he can’t even get it up. Here’s to hoping he hammering away soon!

by Tee Cee Deez April 10, 2020

COVID Cockblock

The quarantines interference in getting you laid.

Bros: Walking over to talk to those girls at the sitting at the bar.

Waitress: excuse me guys due to social distancing you can’t stand around the bar.

- we were COVID cockblocked :(

by JosieRock May 21, 2020