Clowns

Blackpink fandom also known as Blinks.

Blackpink: *does something*
Blinks: *wears clowns outift* NEW MUSIC IS COMING OMG

by jaewonae March 19, 2019

Clownscape

A term used to classify plane of existence that we seem to have merged with, the Clownscape was documented by scientists and researchers, believed to be an anomaly caused by the manifestation of raw incomprehensible rhetoric regarding the sociopolitical and economic atmosphere of the current times. The Clownscape seems to be a reality in which its populous believes the existence of a multiple genders and social pronouns, the nonsensical normalization of obesity, and where major corporations are run by clown like entities. Initially, discovery of the Clownscape, code-named; Funhouse was kept secret from the general public as a means to allow for the gradual continued merging between its reality and ours. Now that the merge seems to have gone out of control, its existence has been revealed.

An article that reads, "Student Says There Are Only Two Genders And Finds Himself Expelled Shortly Afterward"
the appropriate response to which could be, "Welcome to the Clownscape, bitchtits."

by RadicalDumpster July 11, 2019

ClownSlut69

The HOTTEST, SMARTEST, HANDSOMEST person to ever step foot on planet earth.
Possibly even the most richest being on earth!

Hey! so you know how clownslut69 is so hot! ive heard when they touched a frozen pizza it turned into the most hottest cheesiest delicious pizza ever by that one single touch!

by averysmartpersonwhoknowitall March 17, 2021

Clooned

3D work of a product or project in real life, transferring it to the internet and creating a digital copy.

Real estate project is clooned on our website.

Did you have the clooned version of this product?

Hi, please send me the clooned format of BMW 3.30i, so I can check the details.

by drjohncook June 8, 2023

Coonskin

Word meaning Darkskin but in a demeaning way. Africans are affected the most by colorism, and are inflicted with the european standard of beauty. For example when Africans were brought as slaves to the U.S they were forced to get rid of their ethnic hair hence starting the tradition of straightening hair. The lightest slave was conisdered too good to be a field nigga and instead were house niggas. The lightest slave women was raped by the plantation owner and created lightskin children which progressively got lighter as generations of this went on thus creating lightskin black people. Their big noses and lips were conisdered ugly as well hence the stereotypes of those 1930's cartoons. Today lightskin black women are seen more favorably and so is straight hair compared to the natural thick and curly ethnic hair, even black men prefer lightskins and other races over darkskin black women. Also Lightskin Black men are more liked by society and more respected and considered higher class and more educated than Darkskin Black men. Lot of self hating Darkskin Blacks out there like Uncle Ruckus, Uncle Tom, Oprahside, and Michael Jackson due to colorism.

Example 1: Darkskin Black Women: Hey Tay, you wanna comeback to my place tonight
Tay: (This nigga is fucking darker than this women) Hell no, don't nobody want you and yo big ass nose and hair looking like a damn lighthouse bitch, if I see one more Coonskin bitch try to holla at me I'm popping the Uzi out on that hoe.
Niggas: that's right Tay we don't fuck with Coonskins, lightskin bitches for the win my nigga
Lightskin Black Women: (Walks in doesn't even look at the niggas)

Niggas and Tay: Damn she fine as fuck, Ima get on that with her
Darkskin Black Women: (cries but no one gives a fuck)

Example 2: Darkskin Black Man: Hey what's going on here
Po-Lice: Hey this blood crip thug nigga robbed the bank, get on the ground Coonskin, (actually a light skin man did it)
Darkskin Black Man: But officer I wasn't affiliated with this at all, I just got here, look there's the robber right there
Po-Lice: No way he's Lightskin, now get on the ground nigga

Darkskin Black Man: But sir he's holding a bag full of money and a gun, he is the robber
Po-Lice: Alright that's it you stupid gangster Coonskin nigger, (start beating his ass brutally send him to prison for 10 years on a false charge), Lightskin Black Man becomes a model named Jeremy Meeks}.

by juan tortiiakaka;l;ak April 28, 2020

clowns mouth

Slang word for a golf hole on a putting green.

Nice putt, you put that right into the clowns mouth!

by J Halstead July 15, 2006

george clooney

A brown paper bag given for liquor/beer bottles/cans after buying liquor at a liquor store and desiring to conceal it.

Hey man, you want a George Clooney for that Jack Daniels?

by alabamaman February 7, 2007