Clock-In

Verb-To take a long ,usually nauseating, shit and work on something in the process.

Bill: Peter, whats happening, im going to need you to fill out these TPS reports.
Peter: Hang on i have to take a dump.
Bill: I need these now Peter.
Peter:Well give them to me and ill go clock-in in the bathroom.

by Napples September 22, 2009

chockin

the act of getting a blowjob while eating a chocolate chip cookie

Holly had just given Bill one of her freshly baked homemade chocolate chip cookies and decided to make it even better with a chockin

by mama_jama June 19, 2011

shirt cocking

Men who go about their day with a shirt on, but no pants or underwear.

"Cocking" can be used with other terms. Example: Cowl Cocking, when a man wears only a super heros cowl, much like Batmans cowl, but no pants or underwear.

Look at that dude, he's totally shirt cocking.

by -Cylon- September 13, 2006

jolly cocking

A sexual position performed mainly on holidays, predominately Christmas. When you take a fat guy, strip him naked, and shove him down your chimney. When he reaches the hearth and becomes stuck, you beat his ash covered dick with a candy cane until the soot comes off. You continue to beat the obese man ensnared in your chimney, as you also start a fire underneath of him. When his fat, flabby cock is fully erected, break it. Bend his broken boner down, and as he ejaculates, and bleeds uncontrollaby, have him fart. The methane will ignite because of the fire, and will create a jet of flame propelling him straight out of your chimney as his pink discharge seeping from his penis provides lube on the inside walls of the chiminy for his fat legs to pass through. As you see him soar like an eagle over your house, yell "MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL! AND TO ALL, A GOODNIGHT!"

"hey man, guess what i did last weekend. I kidnapped the mall santa, and gave him a good jolly cocking."

by lkreyna2 April 22, 2008

clock in

To make someone understand that you are being serious when they are acting like they don't believe you. (clock in)

example: Talking about sex with a girl and sayin that you are serious and not playin around.

"Let me clock the fuck in, you seriously think im bullshittin?" (clock in)

by alex g------ January 17, 2008

Chockin the chicken

a common alternitive name for masterbation.

last night boby was so busy chockin the chicken that he never showed up to the party.

by Scooby221 June 2, 2008

Cocking to Someone

When you are cocking to someone it is the same as talking except it is mainly about sexual matters.

Cocking to Someone:
Jim: Hey Tim can I? cock to you for a second?
Tim: Sure
Jim: This girl I met has a huge pair of melons but a flat ass, should I fuck her?
Tim: Go for it any fuck is a good fuck.

by The Chocolate Leopard July 9, 2010