choad negligent

Not paying attention to the choad area while giving a bj.

Hey, why don't you grab my choad while your giving me a bjer. You're totally being choad negligent

by Supercooldudeman March 31, 2009

choadeo

a circle jerk consisting of only people with choads..generally midgets

yea i was just in this massive choadeo this morning

by baconballssach July 3, 2011

Choad Stamp

When a male subject dips his penis in paint or ink. Then hits another subject in the forehead, with his penis. Leaving behind a stamp of his choad on to the subjects forehead.

Guy wakes up after too much drinking:

"What the fuck dude? who left a choad stamp on my forehead?"

by Eulogytimleary October 27, 2011

Choadess

ch- o-dess: verb

When one chooses to be a Choad.

Making a conscious decision to be a Choad.

When your ex-husband chooses to sleep on the king size bed and forces his baby's mama to sleep on the pull out bed...ergo, Choadess.

Ben Gibbard- Couldn't keep his wife, decided to get a divorce, ergo, Choadess.

by Wonder Woman and Friend November 2, 2011

Choadle

Choadle: (v) 1)To choke oneself while simultaneously kicking oneself in the taint. This is acheived by applying both hands to ones throat and squeezing tightly. Then, in a hopping motion, jabbing a heel into the crotchel region. Often demanded by a superior, as punishment, for a grievous failure 2) An auto-erotic exercise.

"Goddamn it Brian, you burned that shit three times! Go stand in the corner and choadle yourself!"

by Uncle Chicken February 5, 2012

Choad scoper

A person constantly checking out a mans package, also referred to as a meat gazer.

That guy in the locker room was a total choad scoper!

by TK114252 September 29, 2013

choad a la mode

A fatter than it is long weiner with a scoop of your favorite ice cream!!!

Your mom only likes choads if there choad a la mode.

Mint Chocolate Chip is my favorite flavor of choad a la mode.

by Channing Tatunm Penis October 5, 2013