celeste

Being fat,ugly, and looking like a man

Omg your such a celeste..You burn my eyes!

by Lily! July 30, 2008

celeste

a gorgeous porn star on the vivid label.

dayam that celeste is fine and keeps me jackin' like a fool

by celestefan April 13, 2007

Celestine

A person most likely to die a virgin.

Man, I dont want to become a Celestine.

by Voldy69 August 24, 2009

Celestial centerstone

The very solid foundation of all of your highest hopes, dreams, and happiness. In the most of sensitive ways.

She is my souls, Celestial centerstone.

by Titus dyfilid February 13, 2019

Dirty Celeste

A dumbass who holds their emotions in then takes it out on everyone else. Probably a cancer.

"Did you hear about my boy Andrew?"
"Yeah? Didn't he get dirty Celeste'd?"

by JonathanHatesAll September 10, 2021

Celeste

A Masturbation technique. The basic idea is that one is standing next to a wall and when the masturbator comes, the semen is sprayed onto the wall, eliminating the need to cleanup.

"Did you see what the kid upstairs did? He pulled a Celeste!"
"What a perv."

by TimothyP July 13, 2006

Celeste

Female name, usually they are very large (in width) people. Their hair is normally straight (by a straight iron) and they are normally insane. Guys normally hate people named Celeste because they are normally HUGE prudes and a pain in the butt.

"That girl was so prude"
"really, how far had she gone?"
"nowhere, in the dugout!!!!!"
"wow that sucks, what was her name?"
"celeste"
"I should have known..."

by currnsh32 January 8, 2009