cockshit

1. A general expletive for the usual swearing purposes, like whenever something bad happens.

2. A general insult.

Example 1: I am a moose now!
Example 2: Cockshit!

Example 1: Hey guys, how's it going?
Example 2: You're a cockshit!

by I am not a moose October 15, 2007

cocksicle

an endearing term for cock. like sucking a cocksicle?

one slut to anoter slut, "im gonna go have myself a yummy cocksicle"

by me. May 27, 2003

EAT A BOWL OF COCKS!!!

the ultimate diss, typed in all caps, first uttered by SICK1 in the online browser-based game solar empire

noob: (some typical stupid statement by a noob)

SICK1: EAT A BOWL OF COCKS!!!

by drumac January 9, 2009

cockshmire

Another way of calling someone a twat, wanker, gay, cock, dickhead or retard (i commonly use it for retards)

1.What do you think you are doing you cockshmire
2.hahaha look at that cockshmire

by Zaky November 24, 2006

cockshroom

A cock with a overly large head shaped much like the cap of a mushroom. The result is a (or what seems to be) a thin shaft with a mushroom cap like dick head.

Hathaway: (pulls down pants)

Dow: Nice cockshroom, now go shove it in a rusty blender

Bill: Couldent have said it better myself

by Fugget McDoogel December 7, 2006

Cockshit

something ridicously frustrating. The first use of this phrase was uttered by Louis "Bo" Berger during a golf outing circa 1996. Mr Berger a very good golfer was having a poor outing. During the final holes of the game, Mr Berger became so frustrated that he became virtually speechless after a bad shot. His mouth opened and nothing came out for a few moments. Finally he blurted out the phrase "cockshit". The stunned onlookers had never heard this phrase before but immediately knew its significance. I was playing with Louis Berger that day....and to this day I use the term to donate a ridicuosly bad golf shot. That is how how the phrase was started. A perfect phrase for an unexpectedly bad turn of events. This is all 100% true. That is how the phrase was started.

That shot was Cockshit........

by karl104 May 7, 2011

COCKSANDWICH

The act of placing a cock in between two slices of bread (whole wheat or potato, your choice) with any condiments (usually preferred mayonase or mustard) slathering them gently together to create a sandwich of cock, thus cocksandwich, after creating said cocksandwich, violently shove into the partners mouth while defacating on their chest and reaching a climax.

Dude I totally cocksandwiched sally she cried all the way home... I laughed.

by FLACE February 24, 2010