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bobistic calendar

In the bobistic calendar, you don't have any past or future. Yesterday? What's that? Tomorrow? What's that? What I ate this morning? What's a morning? You just have the present. And the present is in the year 202030. When was Jesus born? Jesus is born at 202030. When are the next elections? In 202030. What was the previous year? It was 202030. Next Year? Thats also 202030. Yesterday, tomorrow, next week? None of them exists. Only 202030.
The bobistic calendar tells me that we are in 202030.
by fermentedcola December 26, 2024
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When Grades 1–6 math questions from the “fine” city of Singapore are creatively or subtly presented on a printed, friendly, colorful calendar rather than through traditional channels like boring textbooks and workbooks, a change of platform often works wonders for math-anxious kids and their parents.
Social media and e-learning platforms are often hyped by publishing houses to market their math products, whereas the calendarization of Singapore Math could be a more effective and cheaper vehicle for raising numeracy in the general public.
by Numerati March 14, 2026
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Jackson Calendar

A calendar that includes June 31st instead of July 1st and goes straight to July 2nd just in case you failed No Jerk July on the first day like Jackson
That freaking gooner had to use the Jackson Calendar
by TheStupendousOne July 2, 2025
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Jackson Calendar

A calendar that completely skips over July 1st and has June 32nd instead to avoid failing No Jerk July on the first day
Maddox failed bro he had to use the Jackson Calendar
by TheStupendousOne July 2, 2025
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Advent Calendar

A special calendar used to count down the days to Christmas, starting on December 1st and ending on December 24th.
Siena Raponi is just like an advent calendar. Every day you’re around her you’ll find something you love more.
by joecrenshaw November 28, 2025
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check his calendar

To check his sanity.
"Can you imagine if Walter Alston wore a football helmet during the baseball game? They would truck him away, man. 'Get him out of the dugout, man. Check his calendar!'"
-George Carlin, An Evening With Wally Londo Featuring Bill Slazo
by indigenousprodigy May 12, 2008
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The Rawling Challenger

Girl 1: OMG have u seen The Rawling Challenger's cock?
Girl 2: OMG yes it is massive
by _Mxtt July 30, 2017
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