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implicitly differentiate x^2 + y^2 = 2, biatch!!
by LeonC March 30, 2004
Get the calculus mug.- calcificate, calcify, calcification, calcium.
- to surround a foreign object, that can potentially harm the human body, with calcium.
- to resemble the process of calcification.
- examples of items the body might calcificate: tumors, still born babies, parasitic twins, items lost during surgery (i.e. gauze, scalpel).
- to surround a foreign object, that can potentially harm the human body, with calcium.
- to resemble the process of calcification.
- examples of items the body might calcificate: tumors, still born babies, parasitic twins, items lost during surgery (i.e. gauze, scalpel).
When the human body considers an item within it as foreign, it either rejects it, absorbs it, or calcificates it.
Things in life were hard and what she’d learned as a child was to cocoon, calcificate jagged, polluting experiences. Compartmentalizing them in a box, in a bag, in a box, in a bag, in another box, like her mother stored holiday decorations. She hid the ugliness she came across in a storage shed in the dark recesses of her mind. Engulfed by party supplies, stuffed animals, her sister’s prom dress and winter clothes the darkness hibernated.
Things in life were hard and what she’d learned as a child was to cocoon, calcificate jagged, polluting experiences. Compartmentalizing them in a box, in a bag, in a box, in a bag, in another box, like her mother stored holiday decorations. She hid the ugliness she came across in a storage shed in the dark recesses of her mind. Engulfed by party supplies, stuffed animals, her sister’s prom dress and winter clothes the darkness hibernated.
by Agentmg17 February 27, 2011
Get the Calcificate mug.Verb: The act of ones self pleasurement in the form of entering equations into ones graphing calculator.
by OverLordL December 2, 2011
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by Peter C Keizer October 2, 2005
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by ohhhhhdang January 20, 2011
Get the golden calculator mug.When a calculus professor is so over come by the pure extasy of her subject, the professor has a calcugasm. Such moments are defined at times by:
1) jumping
2)saying questions are easy when they are not
3)frantic writing including poor grammar, left out words and letters followed by (when having finnished the proof) answering all questions yes
4)Taking the derivative of the inverse square of life with respect to death times the square of -1 as t approaches (1 - your last mark) > 0 such that the function is continuous and still managing to come up with 42.
5) The proof invents the souplemont (Suplement) which includes numerous axioms which ask you to prove that 1>0 using the fact that 1 doesn't equal 0. She then produces such a proof and then falls to her knees and asks the nearist wonk to turn out the lights.
6) The limit as prof approaches calcugasm = souplementary axioms.
If your notice such symptoms please contact your nearest english textbook, (or dictionary if need be) and begin reading, if physical spasms do not subside in either the professor or in your classmates, contact the nearest hospital imediatly.
1) jumping
2)saying questions are easy when they are not
3)frantic writing including poor grammar, left out words and letters followed by (when having finnished the proof) answering all questions yes
4)Taking the derivative of the inverse square of life with respect to death times the square of -1 as t approaches (1 - your last mark) > 0 such that the function is continuous and still managing to come up with 42.
5) The proof invents the souplemont (Suplement) which includes numerous axioms which ask you to prove that 1>0 using the fact that 1 doesn't equal 0. She then produces such a proof and then falls to her knees and asks the nearist wonk to turn out the lights.
6) The limit as prof approaches calcugasm = souplementary axioms.
If your notice such symptoms please contact your nearest english textbook, (or dictionary if need be) and begin reading, if physical spasms do not subside in either the professor or in your classmates, contact the nearest hospital imediatly.
by BurntToast October 12, 2004
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