The Bonch Marche

Questionable retail store with foul dressing rooms and is a total bonch to work at; commonly now known as "Macy's".
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Bonch

"I'd love to attend your party, but unfortunately I have to work at the Bonch Marche".

by Jinny17Rummy January 16, 2011

knotty branch

A turd that doesn't compel you to go, but is just too uncomfortable to hold. It requires an ample amount of push, and is formed with enough protuberances to appear, and feel, like you just shat out a tree branch with several knots in it.

I was in a lousy mood until I got rid of that knotty branch. I feel like a new man now...

by stall2 July 25, 2016

ranch branch

Another word for dick. That’s all there is to it.

“Ayooooooo, lemme climb on that ranch branch.”
“Fuck off, I’m a virgin!”

by Jerry skinner June 21, 2018

North Branch Middle School

NBAMS is hell. It’s full of fake as hoes who want attention. Everyone’s a snake and all the guys are horny asf. The teachers say they care about our mental health as they hand out piles of homework. also, we minds as well be pigs by the way they feed us. most kids are suicidal, but that’s the school’s fault.

“You know North Branch Middle School?” “Yea, it’s shit”

by cum in me daddy March 5, 2019

head boncho

The female equivalent of "head honcho," but if she's a bitch.

head honcho + bitch = head boncho

Man, I can't believe we have to work with the head boncho Karen.

by shabbit July 9, 2019

cooks branch

When you suffer severe pain from an injury to the balls.

"Mike got kicked in the balls by someone the other day. Worst case of cooks branch I've seen."

by gobbler945 October 6, 2023

Bolus Bonchuggular II

Proto-slavic Emperor of the Bonchuggular Dynasty circa 867 a.d.

A gregarious man of great stature, renowned for his unique philosophical perspective and impressively sized cock. Son of Bolus Bonchuggular and father to Bolus Bonchuggular III.

Few men throughout history could compare in size and girth to Bolus Bonchuggular II.

by Heisenbird14 November 5, 2023