shockley broccoli

That one guy who is a little into vegetables, a little too much and ends up smelling like broccoli the next day.

“Hey, didn’t ya hear? I heard our pal Nick became a Shockley Broccoli the other day.”

“Duuuuude, no way.”

by MonikaManXXX69XXX69 May 7, 2018

broccoli face

a person that is being very annoying and ridiculous and you want to kill them

whenever you want to kill someone, call them a broccoli face
it makes you feel much better, trust a person of experience

by UncleMonty_01 February 25, 2023

Broccoli Spears

Spears of broccoli, or a mutant clone of Brittany Spears with broccoli as its head.

"Hey I brought home broccolie spears for dinner"

Or

"Broccoli Spears? huaEEahEEAAaaehAEHhAE!"

by MisterGoose September 12, 2020

spanish broccoli

A male/female who fails to bathe in months. A body of fungus becomes to build within the crevasse of the body such as under arm, crotch, between fingers and toes. A gangreneus substance that resembles a sweaty broccoli in a Spanish supermarket oozes from these areas. Many individuals tend to seek hygiene relief from flat carbonated drinks as there sugary based ingredients mask their musky damp broccoli stank. Also see cabbage cock, cock like wedding cake icing and brocc stank

"Dave showers been on the blink for 3 months now"
"I watched them washed the Spanish broccoli from out of their foreskin with a can of flat coke"

by Snippy snip Dave March 20, 2017

Broccoli

A retarded person; Synonym for Vegetable.

I'll never be a celebrity, Too much beef with da broccoli

by Whatitmeando March 25, 2019

Tasia Broccoli

Omg where do i start with Tasia Broccoli…
Tasia broccoli is probably one of the weirdest yet coolest person on earth, and people will always love Tasia Broccoli.

Person 1:OMG IS THAT Tasia Broccoli
Person 2: OMG IT IS Tasia Broccoli is sooo cool

by YouFavGirly June 24, 2022

broccoli

A vegetable literally every toddler in the world hates.

"I hate broccoli bro"

by theworldofurbanwords December 7, 2024