branchild

When you eat too much All-Bran and shit a loaf the size of an infant.

Damn, my ass is still sore from giving birth to that branchild this morning.

by daledimmadome July 18, 2017

Bracelet Girl

a girl you only fuck with while you on the box (ankle bracelet)

when i got arrested they put the bracelet on me so i had my bracelet girl chill with me everyday at the house to suck my toes until i got off the bracelet . Fast forward 10 months i got off the bracelet and i cut that toe suckin hoe off .

"hey girl i've been home all day smackin my dog off i need some lovin ya digg"

by Bracelet Girl February 2, 2018

Brace1

Brace1 is the kind of guy that can be an asshole. He can control his temper most of the time but there will always be that certain subject that just sets him off. Guys named Brace normally are very kind and caring and love kids, especially if they have a daughter. He will be the type of guy you will stick with forever once you have found him. He is a leader, fit to be a king . He is probably really good in bed. He also may be into dragons and fantasy stuff. But all around he is just an amazing guy that you wont want to miss out on. Guys named Brace normally go good with girls named Joy or Ashlen. Depending on the timeline.

Brace1 and Ashlen should totally get married , they seem like they would get along well enough to start a family.

by 10101010101UwU September 25, 2019

cool branches

A word used to describe something bad ass such as a hamster.

Dude check this out!" "Cool branches.(:

by doublerainbow0816 July 27, 2010

Popsicle Bracelet

When a girl performs oral sex on a guy but doesn't like to spit or swallow, so the guy cums on/around her wrist after finishing him off with a hand job.

Gabe was receiving fellatio from Linda but as he was nearing an orgasm, she finished him off with a handy. He rewarded her with a Popsicle Bracelet.

by RobbieBobbie69 June 25, 2016

long branch high school

Where kids only focus on juuls rather then grades, Teachers care more about uniform rather than the whole school.Mr brown kinda ruined the whole school already for us seniors and juniors. The bathroom is where you get knocked up or to vape or to have fun
Also mostly likely to be killed by one of the Emo kids... @Lilyan

“Yeoooo what school u go to ” -Ethan

“Long branch high school”- Andrew

“The ghetto??” -Ethan

“Yeah” - Andrew

by JohnsonSimmons October 22, 2019

jerk off bracelet

Using an activity tracker bracelet to determine how many miles you jerked off.

Me: "today I used my jerk off bracelet and determined that I jerked off for 3 miles and lost 69 calories. A new record!"

by kopask January 22, 2015