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windshield brakes

Refers to the days before anti-lock brakes where if you stomped the brake pedal, it would almost throw you through the windshield because the brakes would lock up instantaniously. Especially effective when messing with sleeping friends.
Friend1: Dude, wtf, easy on the brakes!
Friend2: Sorry, this cars old school, nothing but the windshield brakes.
by gothfan20 September 12, 2012
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day brake

it means when you have a lot of things to do and you just stop and put everything on hold and take a nap instead.
I have to study for my chem final and I got over-due homework I have to finish. I'll just take a day brake .
by longingtruth May 16, 2014
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exhaust brake

A flap in the exhaust just after the turbo that the drive can engage manually to slow down the exhaust gas flow, thus slowing the engine down and in turn, slowing the transmission and drivetrain down, to assist the actual brakes.
The brakes started to fade when we were tankin it down the estate so I flipped the exhaust brake on so I could get round the corner without rolling the truck over on to the orphanage.
by Xboxmad July 22, 2015
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text braking

Intentionally delaying your response by text so as to avoid the quick back and forth that would be expected during an actual conversation.
Although I was free at the moment, I applied text braking to the conversation.
by Ae5Ea8 April 18, 2016
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Post brake

An unauthorised brake taken after scheduled brake time has ended.
That sandwich at lunch got me so full I had to go on post brake to recover.
by beaner master98 September 8, 2016
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Sack brake

Sack-brake...a non-anal invasive device that is strapped to ones genitals in order to stop sack swingage when plowing ass from behind
Man I was tearing that ass up so bad that my balls were swinging to and fro! It started to hurt so I had to wear a sack brake to help keep my balls still
by Theshattalker April 13, 2017
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Emergency Brake

When you're banging a chick from behind and she grabs your dick and yanks it up to her ass, similar to how one would engage a traditional parking brake on a car.
"Yeah so Im fucking this chick from behind, she yells "EMERGENCY BRAKE!" and next thing I know its in her ass!
by Denver Martini October 5, 2020
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