Wet boxers

When you are two lazy when masturbating so you just orgasm in your boxers and leave them on.

Tim: I'm wearing my wet boxers today
Tom: Nice!

by Gandalf the MLG November 6, 2023

boxer beef

Colloquialism for penis.

When she pulled down my pants and saw my boxer beef in all its glory, she knew she had to have a taste. dickcockknobnob

by Snedge Dov October 5, 2016

boxer cape

When you poo and some TP stays stuck to your ass

"I'm so fucking embarassed, I had a boxer cape for like 2 hours dude.

by StarmanRJK January 17, 2017

boxer blunder

What happens when a guy puts on his boxer shorts backwards. The error is compounded when he fails to notice the error until he unzips his pants to piss after waiting until the very last minute to go, usually resulting in an embarrassing "accident ".

Todd: Why are you holding your backpack over your crotch?
Bill: I pissed my pants, man!
Todd: WTF!
Bill: Boxer Blunder dude.

by OneStarGator September 20, 2017

boxer

A keeper striped bass in the Mid-Atlantic and Northeast region where the size limit is a complete joke at 28"-31" long.

"Dude you don't have to measure that one it's a total boxer. Throw it in the cooler, she'll eat."

"Oh yeah this one coming up is definitely a boxer......(measures out at 36"). Nah man gotta throw it back"

by Jabonie187 January 4, 2024

fart boxer

The pummleing of ones asshole with your tongue .....licking anus... making out with ones buttox .

I tongue punched that hos fartbox last night ...I'm a champion fart boxer.

by Dilsnicks inferno March 4, 2018

Boxer

1. A mean looking but a nice dog breed

Jade bought a boxer from the Nashville dog shelter and named him Chris

by Jayyythecoach November 30, 2021