Bower

not to be mistaken for bowers
a Bower is a person who is awesome at everything and knows it. they are in many ways almost perfect. they are exceptional only at sport that are different or extreme sports. everyone wants to be a bower but not every one is the best thing u can do is hang around one. they have this ora around them that makes you happy and laugh when ever you are around them. they are AWESOME

hey lets go to the bower's is awesome there

hey ur good at that u must be a bower

only a bower would b able to do that

by goodie licker April 3, 2009

Boxers

The best underwear you can get, lets everything go free. Girls wear them too, I have no idea why.

I wear my boxers everyday because they are cool and stuff.

by Nigredo September 22, 2005

Loose Boxers

When you have those really loose pair or pairs of boxers that are a size or couple sizes bigger than you usually wear. Usually happens when you get boxers a couple sizes bigger in order for them to last. It also gives your balls like 10x the room regular fitting boxers give you. Good for sleeping, or just relaxing around the house. When I wear mine I feel like im not even wearing anything!

BE AWARE.......... these are NOT good for getting pantsed in, you run the risk of getting them pulled down. (Because they are loose. And because they are big, there is more fabric so it is easier to grasp the boxers!)

Tom wanted to buy long-lasting boxers and they were loose boxers. He wore them to school and got pantsed, and his balls and dick were shown to everyone. So now he only wears them at home.

by A Friend of yours September 24, 2012

bower

Bower = Bath + shower. To take a soapy bath for cleaning, followed by a water-only shower for rinsing.

As long as you have something productive to do while the bath runs, the bower is actually faster than a regular shower -- if you want it to be.

The bath gets you clean very quickly, much faster than a shower, because you don't have to take all that time "soaping up". You also use less soap, and need to rinse less, so it is less drying for your skin.

BOWER POWER!

by Shelly Bozdog June 25, 2006

boxers all up in my shiznaz

1) When your boxers get lodged in between your ass cheeks, also known as your anal cavity or "gooch", especially directly after standing up.

2) Wedgie.

Dude, I got my boxers all up in my shiznaz.

by ulyk2tuchbumbum January 24, 2011

Bower out

To shamelessly pull out of an event in which you have a vested interest and/or are expected to attend by a large number of people. This is usually done at the last minute with a lame ass excuse. Similar to bowing out but more extreme, considered extremely small time.

Dude 1: I was really looking forward to this ski trip, but where the hell is Dude 2?
Dude 3: O ye, after bigging himself up for it all this time he bower out (bowered out)

by sellotaperoll March 17, 2011

bower

n. Combination of a quick cold bath then a hot shower. Often touted as a hangover cure.

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You look horrible! Better ease your flesh out of bed, grab a quick bower, and get over to the hill. Your State of the Union address is in an hour.

Fake News! SAD!! I look good. Hansomest office holder ever. Only drink soda.

by gnostic3 February 6, 2019