Blueface

Real name: Johnathan Porter. A Los Angeles classical music composer who played quarterback for his high school football team. Known for his unique skills which include voice cracks in mid-lyric, rapping off-beat, and "saggin til the meat show." Has released a number of fantastic, lyrical songs such as "Deadlocs" (has a sequel!), "Respect My Cryppin'", and "Freak Bitch," however, lately the white folks have taken a liking to one in particular: "Thotiana." Real fans have been tuned into this Next Mozart/Tupac since "Next Big Thing", a song centered around a double meaning for Blueface becoming famous and the size of his penis.

Drunk white girl: "pLaY THotIANa whoooooooo!" (quite a few months late for that)

DJ: "Fuck off my stand dumb hoe. If you wanna listen to good Blueface music i'll play you some "Deadlocs"

by elalmighty March 15, 2019

Bluffton

Getting a blow job while upperdeckering

Guy 1: I wanna try and hookup with that girl
Guy 2: Dont try to hard
Guy 1: what do you mean?
Guy 2: Shes a huge slut she gave me a bluffton in the library bathroom
Guy 1: respect

by gjhyman April 3, 2013

Blupfer

(n) The ring around your anus.

(v) The act of having a bad day.

(n) ~ Oh baby, lick my blupfer while your doing that!

~ After all those wings, my blupfer really hurt the next morning!

(v) ~ You don't want to end up getting blupfered!

by asstastic_01 November 27, 2012

singes capitulards bouffeurs du fromage

"Cheese-eating surrender monkeys."

Zeez Amurricans say we are ze singes capitulards bouffeurs du fromage.

by octopod July 11, 2004

Bluffkin

As opposed to the blumpkin, in which a dude gets his cock sucked while taking a dump, a bluffkin is:

a) the act in which a dude believes that his lady is going to suck his cock whilst he is taking a dump and instead, she leaves him alone such that he only takes a dump el solo;

b) the act in which a dude convinces his lady to suck his cock while he takes a dump, but doesn't actually poop.

1) I was totally gonna give my boyfriend a blumpkin, but he never pooped and thus, bluffkinned me.

2) Dude, my girlfriend gave me a bluffkin last night. I was so ready to shit and cum at the same time its not even funny. But she denied me the blumpkin. Bitch.

by Bulbous Jack H November 17, 2011

Bluffin' N' Chuffin'

To tell a lie (bluffing) so bad and obviously false that people think you are high (chuffing).

Bernard: Bro I'm hanging out with all the hoes rn
LaMarcus: Nah you Bluffin' N' Chuffin' fr

by LeBean James December 8, 2022

muff bluffer

when a woman is a bit of a prick teaser

muff bluffer is another name for a woman that's a bit of a prick teaser!

by kermit999 December 15, 2009