urban dic blocked

When you think of the most genius word or phrase ever, so genius that it can't possibly be already defined on urban dictionary. You hop on urban dictionary and excitedly put it in the search bar, when lo and behold, there's your word or phrase, definition and everything, already thought of by someone just a little more witty and clever than you.

Man, there's gotta be a term for that. It's like getting cock blocked. Heh. Dick blocked. HOLY SHIT, DUDE! URBAN DIC BLOCKED!

*looks it up real quick, reads the above entry*
...FUCK!

by grabthehoopka August 2, 2016

bing bong blocked

when a new yorker is deadass tired of your shitty, racist, homophobic, ableist, elitist, landlord loving, daddys uber money, finance bro in a patagonia, main character wannabe instagram posts, so they bing bong block ya!

If you post an insta story about supporting the Cuomo brothers, you're getting bing bong blocked!

by 420pussy December 5, 2021

Blocked

Referring to a state of pregnancy. To be blocked, to become blocked, to get blocked.

"She's blocked", "I'm blocked".

by PopeMichael July 21, 2009

lock-blocked

when someone thwarts your plan to dye hair.

"dude! i wanted to dye hair yesterday and you wanted to go clubbing! you totally lock-blocked me!"

by raychelle August 1, 2008

blacked

To be so drunk or fucked up that you pass out and wake up hours later in the woods covered in your own throw up.

"Don't touch that bitch she's blacked."
"I blacked last night and spent 80$ on Uber."

by myoneandonlyfukup May 15, 2016

blocked

When you have smoked so much cannabis, marijuana, weed, skunk, rocky, pollen etc. That you can no longer feel the effects of smoking it.

"We will get a fat bag of skunk,get pure blocked"

by adam2k7 January 2, 2007

Blacked the Anime

This so called "anime" written by Herroshiman believes his anime is "peak fiction" and will be awesome as he flexes all his money whilst still spending $0 on his anime to make it look better. Herroshiman also believes he is an anime character himself even though he's getting backlash for being a pedo and living a normal life. Blacked the Anime has a movie with a rating of 2.4 out of 10, his show is supposedly not racist nor homophobic even though the n word and the f slur were used multiple times throughout the show. In my opinion I rate him a 0.2 / 10 because of how bad his show looks while still flexing how "good" it is. If I saw him as a different entity I think his anime and him would be the water that gets squirted out of ketchup, Trash.

P1: I'm going to watch Blacked the Anime!

P2: Stop trying to watch my power point presentation for school!

by Frostbyte319 January 25, 2021