patriarchal blessing

A blessing given to a teenager under the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (or commonly known as Mormon) religion. This blessing is usually accompanied by a written document containing insight into the receiver's future, which is used for guidance.

I'm getting my patriarchal blessing. Yay.

by CDB December 7, 2004

Bless your cotton mittens

Something that you say when you want to express affection or gratitude for someone (origin: British humorous)

Ben: I have enough coins to buy us two bars of chocolate..?
Alison: Aww, Bless your cotton mittens, but I couldn't deprive your of your chocolate resources.

by Barak1 December 9, 2013

Blession

Getting blessed with some weed in a smoking session

My friends came over and we had a Blession

by tallkidjames February 27, 2015

Bless Your Bones

Bless your bones is a phrase where you want to bless someone right down to the core of your bones.

Daisy : "I feel really sick!"
Charlotte: "Aw, bless your bones."

by Skeleton Fred January 21, 2017

bless it from behind

REALLY good anal sex.

Let me hit it in the back and watch me bless it from behind.

by Dab a Ranch May 4, 2017

blessed from the front

Your face is hot and your boobs are huge but you have a cute small butt.

Damn girl, you're so blessed from the front you don't even need a booty.

by girlsloveme222 August 22, 2017

Bless

To thoroughly enrich someone’s life. This can be with affection, gifts, extravagant dates, financial support, etc. that entertain and excite both parties. The person receiving the blessing reciprocates with appreciation and enthusiasm in the beginning. This can initiate relationships of all forms and is always in play with every single person. Relationships give many examples of someone blessing someone else by spending time, money, and effort to please their significant other, close friend, or family member. This is usually done out of love, genuine affection, or simply some form of attraction.

“Girl, I will bless your life!”
“I’ve blessed her with a Benz and a condo, so why is she acting like such a brat?!”

by thechancelor September 14, 2019