bald man in the boat

Same as the little man in the boat.
The woman's Clit.

Licking the bald man in the boat
will make your woman CUM!!!

by Rick Y, December 10, 2008

bald cunt

a hairless vagg

bald-hairless cunt-pussy.

Oh please tell me you have a bald cunt!

by KRISTENNN! April 26, 2008

Bald Headed Chicken Fucker

A bald headed chicken fucker is your typical drunk small town piece of white trash that drives around in his brand new truck thinking he's all that.

I want to just fucking smash that bald headed chicken fuckers head in.
Hey its a bald headed chicken fucker!

by NotABaldHeadedChickenFucker March 1, 2011

baldies

young boys or girls who are a under the sexual interest of an older man or woman

(called baldies because of the lack of pubic hair, but they still may be called "baldies" if they have pubic hair)

"Where im from we call them baldies"

by Throbber November 1, 2007

bald clam

A vagina shaved clean

I was mackin' this chicks bald clam clean as a whistle

by TVD June 10, 2003

Bald Walnut

The clean shaven nether-regions of females.

"Her pussy was a Bald Walnut!, not a hair in sight."

by Davebob July 9, 2007

bald paolo

a man who suffers from male pattern baldness in the worst way. the bald paolo may simply refuse to acknowledge the fact that he has no hair and will even attempt to grow and style it regardless of the harsh reality.

"my god, have you seen bald paolo recently? he claims to have grown a full head of hair! its just a skullet!"

by 123 jerk May 12, 2009