Guy: I'm about to come!
Girl: pause not yet!
Guy: Sweet Batman!!!!
Girl: Disappointment. Yo could have said this is sparta
Girl: pause not yet!
Guy: Sweet Batman!!!!
Girl: Disappointment. Yo could have said this is sparta
by christiebby June 15, 2009
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When you happen to be in a shitstorm-like situation, and you expect someone to come get you out of it.
Shit, my girlfriend is about to screw me, but she doesn't know I'm gay! Where the fuck is Batman?!
Goddammit, theres a car about to ram me. Man, where the fuck is Batman?
Goddammit, theres a car about to ram me. Man, where the fuck is Batman?
by Gawdbro July 30, 2011
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Get the Batman Syndrome mug.Batmaning or to Batman someone is the act of talking to them for an extended amount of time. When or if they turn the opposite direction, mid-conversation, you slip away un-noticed and un-detected. This is the elusive art of...BATMAN(ing)
Batmanee: "So I was looking up pictures of cats the other day, and the weirdest thing happened..."
*Batmanee turns to pick up an object or look at something*
Batmaner: "Oh yeah? What's that?"
*He slyly slips away from the conversation, behind a door or a wall, anything that conceals his entire body*
Batmanee: "It was this picture of..."
*notices there is no more Batmaner*
Batmanee: "Ah shit, I've been Batmaned! I can't believe he was Batmaning me that whole time!"
*Batmanee turns to pick up an object or look at something*
Batmaner: "Oh yeah? What's that?"
*He slyly slips away from the conversation, behind a door or a wall, anything that conceals his entire body*
Batmanee: "It was this picture of..."
*notices there is no more Batmaner*
Batmanee: "Ah shit, I've been Batmaned! I can't believe he was Batmaning me that whole time!"
by SUPERMANWANNABE January 28, 2014
Get the Batmaning mug.The devil in disguise since he has ears that look like horns. He's a super hero of half man,half god...... but has no actual superpowers.
Hes Jesus Christ meant to save the world from the Joker ( which is Joe Biden as his name starts with the letter J) and the tyrannical government of the New World Order created by the makers of the internet and founders of social media (Mark Zuckerberg for ex. ) The world is a stage show and a fake reality, and batman gets famous to set the world free once and for all.
Batman wears a mask to conceal his identity because of the world possibly making fun of him for going out of his way to be such a hero.
Hes Jesus Christ meant to save the world from the Joker ( which is Joe Biden as his name starts with the letter J) and the tyrannical government of the New World Order created by the makers of the internet and founders of social media (Mark Zuckerberg for ex. ) The world is a stage show and a fake reality, and batman gets famous to set the world free once and for all.
Batman wears a mask to conceal his identity because of the world possibly making fun of him for going out of his way to be such a hero.
Don't be batman.... don't be a hero....
Lot of times they sacrifice their sex lives just to save the world. Blood sacrifices are a real thing to change the status quo, something that can get you killed or nailed to the cross
Lot of times they sacrifice their sex lives just to save the world. Blood sacrifices are a real thing to change the status quo, something that can get you killed or nailed to the cross
by the_fruitarian April 28, 2022
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