Zacky Baker

The rhythym guitarist of Avenged Sevenfold. Plays a Schecter S1 Guitar. Uses Bogner Uberschall Amps. Blue Eyes. Black hair. Septum Piercing. Gaged ears. Two lip piercings. Lots of tats. Has a clothing line, Vengeance University. Full name Zachary Jonathan Baker. Born December 11 1981. Owns a dog named Ichabod and a fish named Crimson Sushi. Stage name: Zacky Vengeance or Zacky V.

Jane: "That Zacky Baker is quite a babe."
Ana: "I think he's gay."

by xCunTx September 5, 2008

bakery

1. a place where marijuana is smoked.

2. the act of smoking or otherwise consuming marijuana.

1. John's place is a royal bakery. He has a ton of kind bud sitting around, and he is generous with it, he has many things to use for smoking it, he is generous with his pot and he is always sitting around smoking it. If you go to his pad you are guaranteed to get baked.

2. Pat: "What are you doing?"

Greg: "Bakery."

Pat: "What?"

Greg: "I'm in the middle of smoking a fatty."

by PMax February 12, 2008

bakerie

Bakerie is a colloqial term used exclusively in the greater Cleveland Ohio area to describe baked goods or bakery items (such as cookies, cake, pastries, etc.), either homemade or from the bakery establishment itself.

I will bring bakerie to the bake sale.

by V17 January 7, 2009

cookie baker

a person who cooks methamphetamines in a homemade laboratory usualy located in a trailer house

These boys keep callin for Los the cookie baker.

by south park mexican March 18, 2004

bakersfield chalupa

When one takes a dump on a passed out woman's chest after coitus. Much like the infamous Cleveland Steamer, except with the Bakersfield Chalupa, there is a lot of corn in the mix.

Man, I ate six ears of silver queen last night and ended up laying down a nice Bakersfield Chalupa on Candy's chest after a very zesty session.

by colonel hogan August 21, 2006

baber

A really goodlooking and sweet guy or girl.

He is such a baber.

by Mary-Ann May 11, 2003

Lazy Baker

A term coined by comedians Jimmy Pardo and Mike Schmidt, which is used to either replace or describe anything that is 11. The logic behind it is that a common phrase used by bakers to describe 13 baked goods is "Bakers Dozen," and the term "Lazy Baker," implies that the baker was lazy to the point where he only made 11 pieces of baked goods.

1. Hey man, have you seen Ocean's Lazy Baker?
2. I only wanted 11 donuts, so I got a lazy baker.

by WiL S. (BoNe) August 6, 2007