barteling

The act of getting hand jobs while your roomate is "sleeping" in the same room

I think Bob and Jamie are barteling Kyle right now.

by Barteling August 6, 2014

barrett disease

When you texting a lot with a guy or girl except it feels a bit sketchy and awkward in person and you don’t know if you like them or not

Man, Liz and Joe have such bad Barrett disease right now! I hope they make it as a couple together!

by Apersoncontributingtosociety October 16, 2017

barrel cock

A short but wide penis

Girl 1: "He fucked me so hard last night"
Girl 2: "Was his penis long"
Girl 1: "No he had a barrel cock, but I like the girth more"
Girl 2: "Interesting"

by Iceagebaby February 12, 2018

Barrel Cholla

Barrel Cholla is a noob nickname for a Shiny Cacturne originating from a game called Pokemon Legends.

Jakib: Yo wanna see my Barrel Cholla
Messiah: Flex it (:<
Jakib: *shows shiny cacturne*

by youreallylookedthatup December 1, 2020

Barten

barten(adjective) - the most sad ever. nobody understands you you are so cool and mysterious and sad. Mostly used by teenage boys.

"Man I'm not sure I can make it tonight." "Why not?" "I'm feeling really barten right now."

by deyggo February 22, 2021

double barreled slingshot

a brassier (jocular, from the shape)

Whoever hung that double barreled slingshot out here must be fat. Talk about streched out.

by Light Joker December 10, 2006

douche barrel

An extra-large douchebag; someone who is being more of a dick or a jerk than a regular-size douchebag, but is just barely below the level of being a stupid fucker.

Hey, turns out that kid from Illinois stopped taking his meds because he believed that douche barrel Tom Cruise about evil psychiatrists controlling the world through medication. Thanks, Tom!

by Greenbag February 17, 2008