Barnesed

To be a ratfink, cop, snitch that sleeps with underage kids and Turkey bastes crystals

He's so barnesed out that he is elbow deep with that baster while bent over a toilet bowl.

by Sickoneforlife September 15, 2019

Banus

The area between the balls and anus

Stroke the banus

by Barry douglestein August 20, 2020

Bartush

A girl who is stuck with whats left at closing time at the bar.

“Where’d Joe go?”

“Oh he left that that Bartush in the croptop.”

by OmegaXXI August 2, 2021

Barnsquageld

When you are very surprised or flabbergasted

Bro is barnsquageld

by Treyway Cody January 29, 2022

Barnes and Noble

A place that will wait until you’ve found something you like, and then make you need to shit violently. You also will not be able to locate the bathroom.

“Hey dude! Come look at this book on the 34th rule of the inter—ah fuck I really need to shit hold on”

“I swear man everyone always needs to shit when they go in Barnes and Noble”

by 1-2-buckle my shoe April 28, 2023

Shtu-Barnes

adjective: stupid; without thinking

Noun: Idiot

Adjective: That comment was Shtu-Barnes

Noun: Shut up Shtu-Barnes

by Richard Cranium June 25, 2003

alex barnes

Jacob is a complete retarded for thinking Barney is pink

Alex Barnes or aka Barney is purple not pink Jacob

by Alex Bongabooce April 9, 2017