wet barney

An extremely moist fart.

*farts* “oh boy, that sounded like a wet Barney.”

by QuietSlipper April 20, 2020

explosive barney

Diarrhea that is so bad it explodes out your ads-you have no time to get to a toilet. The Barney refers to Barney Roble as in the Flintstones and references the slowness of driving like the Flintstones when you have to shit right now!

OMG i ate that whole burrito with the hot sauce and now I've got explosive Barney--I need a barhroom NOW!

by Sgrcbe5 June 7, 2016

Barney Rubblism

The inability to text to the point where you're using a chisel...one tap at a time and it takes a millenium to reply.

The man took 20 minutes to text back "yes!" A slight case of Barney Rubblism at it's finest!

by Surfer1502 January 23, 2009

barneys weiner

when you paint your penis purple and force small children to sing with you while its hanging out

while taking care of my neighbors kids, we had a barneys weiner to keep from getting bored

by barney bros March 6, 2020

Blue Barney

The over stimulation of a pre-pubescent cock by a purple dinosaur's teeth resulting in a total area of effect bruise.

Jimmy came home one night crying telling me that it hurt to pee. I wanted him to go see a doctor and the doctor told me "Mother of God... I'm sorry... but your son has a Blue Barney. There is simply nothing we can do."

Barney the dinosaur is wanted by Interpol and is a main focus of the American and British authorities. He is the sole perpetrator of the infamous Blue Barney.

by I LOVE Barney December 14, 2013

Barney Rubbled

An expression (used mainly in so. cal) to state being under the influence of marijuana.

That Humboldt green has me barney Rubbled.

Or

Dude, I'm pretty Barney Rubble(d)

by Missbehavin March 25, 2003

Barney Fife

To put and end to a task or thought in it's early stages.
To be used in place of the phrase "Nip it in the bud", as Barney Fife (Don Knotts) from The Andy Griffith Show used to say.

Adam: "I heard Joe wants to ask your sister out to the club Saturday night."
Kevin: "That scumbag? I'd better Barney Fife that idea right away!"

by Joe Fink December 31, 2007