assclown

somebody who is so bass that they'll fart for other peoples benifit in the belief that it will be a merry pastime for all.

''Oh you, acting the assclown again?''. She said with a thin facade of amusement.

by Bardoi Music November 30, 2010

assclown

one who always has his head in his ass...this name was given to a girl that was always saying annoying and stupid things

Jenn, ure a stupid assclown
Jenn the assclown did not know what she was saying

by Suck my dick..tionary October 21, 2006

assplosion

when someone or a group of people experiened a massive unstoppable butt-hurt

Pussy Riot's performance in that huge church initiated a wide-spreading assplosions among orthodox adepts all over the country.

by ks1v June 26, 2016

assumosis

This is the disorder of assuming, since "osis" is the prefix in medicine that means "disorder". One might say that assumosis is diffusion of an idea across neural membranes, yours and mine.

Assumosis is one of his greater flaws. He thinks he knows what I think and feel, but his assumptions are far from my truth.

by Gregory V. Richardson November 6, 2008

Imperical Assload

That to which two metric fucktonnes are equal.

I have three metric fucktonnes' worth of iron, or rather, 1.5 imperical assloads.

by AvidElephant55 August 26, 2009

assclown

In the MMORPG Everquest, an assclown is someone who get's themselves killed due to a creature turing around during the last moments of a fight when the creature is using the ability enrage.

Giddy is an assclown.

by GiddyEQ June 27, 2006

No Talent Assclown

MARK

Anyone named Mark whose last name begins with ANY letter of the alphabet...Especially "W"! Mark W. sounds like a No Talent Assclown.

by 2Charmin September 30, 2008