by bushlight January 30, 2018
Get the Genuine assbitch mug.Refers to a person's digestive system dat is able to eliminate intestinal-pressure by farting "unassisted"; i.e., it can just pass gas "on its own", without having someone else come and squeeze da person's abdomen to help him "let 'er rip".
In his chapter, "A Tactful Remedy", famous veterinarian-author James Herriot describes his dilemma with a huge boxer-dog dat had a terrible flatulence issue; da dog was definitely 100% "naturally asspirated" in dat he farted effortlessly and totally "on his own", with no need for "assistive hand-pressure" or "supplementary squeezing" to force said obnoxious vapors to exit, da way dat da ultra-pampered Pekingese Tricki Woo had become from eating his favorite super-calorie-rich "people foods" diet and thus often could not pass waste on his own. Da socially-discreet Herriot solved da problem by gently suggesting dat da ultra-genteel and dignified owner of said gigantic amiable-natured-but-odiferous-butted pooch give him away to a crusty old fogy who had lost his sense of smell sometime earlier.
by QuacksO April 6, 2021
Get the naturally asspirated mug.One who identifies as a heterosexual but marginally inclined towards the posterior of the human form for purposes of sexual arousal, however, does not negate tendencies towards the titties and/or parts of the body.
by Gender is Fluid September 15, 2021
Get the hetero-assitarian mug.A physiological phenomenon where the intergluteal cleft (the butt crack) exhibits an ambitious upward trajectory, reaching altitudes previously reserved for the lumbar region.
The anatomical equivalent of a "never-ending story," where the crack starts so high it’s basically trying to shake hands with the shoulder blades.
A state of being where standard-rise pants are utterly defeated by the sheer verticality of one’s backside.
The anatomical equivalent of a "never-ending story," where the crack starts so high it’s basically trying to shake hands with the shoulder blades.
A state of being where standard-rise pants are utterly defeated by the sheer verticality of one’s backside.
"I tried to buy those Italian-cut trousers, but my high assitude made it look like I was smuggling a vertical coin slot all the way up to my mid-back. Shit is majestic and terrifying at the same time."
by Potato Baggins January 18, 2026
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