orgasm amnesia

To get an orgasm in case you lose your memory because of the enormous throw off

I'm sorry. I can't remember your name because of the orgasm amnesia.

by DanTheBanan October 10, 2017

Text Amnesia

That “text” you forgot to send, realizing only when your wife asks to borrow your phone - to buy 30 seconds to clear your Safari history and double check the contents of your photo album.

“Wow I almost got caught last night. Jill asked to use my phone so I pretended I had text amnesia.”

by WillyCravemore June 24, 2018

anal amnesia

Anal amnesia....when you sit there so long you don't remember if you pooped anything so you have to peek between your legs to see if there is anything in the bowl so you know whether you need to wipe your butt before you stand up.

Man, I fell asleep on the crapper and woke with anal amnesia. Turns out I DID need to wipe.

by Dickless Tracy July 22, 2019

Content Amnesia

When you are writing, drawing, or otherwise creating content with the assumption that it's 100% original, only to later realize or find out that you were copying previously made content

I realized I was suffering from content amnesia when I got halfway through writing my story, only to realize I was writing The Matrix

by Grasshopper Man December 8, 2020

Intergenerational Amnesia

The tendency of new generations of people to forget about past historical events due to said events not happening in their lifetime and no longer existing in living memory.

Intergenerational amnesia is the reason human beings fail to learn from history and repeat the same mistakes over and over again.

Olivia doesnt know who Hitler was? She's got a serious case of intergenerational amnesia!

by The Osseophile February 18, 2021

Relationship amnesia

When your S.O. Forgets how to do common things like booty calls, favorite sex positions, etc.

My gf didn’t know her favorite sex position anymore guess she developed relationship amnesia.

by Griswaldbattlehammer September 10, 2021

Parental amnesia

Missing out on tasks and duties because parental duties take precedence.

The polite way of using your child as an excuse.

Most common in parents of children aged 5 and under.

Sorry couldn’t call you last night, freaking parental amnesia doesn’t let me keep track of things.

by Ashfaq Qayuum Hayat March 7, 2022