absaulutely

Describes a total or "off-da-chart" level of rage where you actually wanna throw spears at someone.

I cannot for da life of me understand how playing lovely music would cause someone to feel so absaulutely incensed dat he would wanna murder da musician. Good music has da total-opposite effect on me; I feel much MORE calm, not to mention immensely grateful to da musicians for favoring me wif their sweet melodies.

by QuacksO August 20, 2023

Asaphobic/ Asaphobia

A specific phobia characterized by an irrational and intense fear of individuals named Asa. Those affected by asa-phobia often experience heightened anxiety, distress, and discomfort when in the presence of someone named Asa or even at the mere mention of the name. Symptoms may include increased heart rate, sweating, trembling, and a strong desire to avoid any interaction with individuals possessing the name Asa. This fear can stem from various factors, such as personal experiences, cultural influences, or subconscious associations. Treatment may involve cognitive-behavioral therapy and exposure therapy to help individuals manage and overcome their irrational fear.

I am Asaphobic/ Asaphobia.

by ettytv August 27, 2023

asaprome

Mr Aura, one of the most chill guys with an insane amount of aura, Aura king,

“Who is that guy with that much aura?”, thats asaprome he only chills with guys with lots of aura. etc, yoboyanth, kingdoom, hajimaster, majd313

by hajimaster fan July 12, 2024

ASAPAF

As Soon As Possible As Fuck

You need to get this done ASAPAF

by SomeDudeOnTheInternetOK August 16, 2024

Asappy

As soon as possibly! ASAP-y, abbreviation spoken as an acronym.

Mom just left the checkout line to grab something else, she better get back asappy!

by post s script September 19, 2023

ASAP no Aesop

Doing something as soon as possible with as least amount of bullshit as possible.

ASAP - as soon as possible.

Aesop - fables = stories = excuses = bullshit.

Hey Henry, Lemme see you in my office. Listen, I need those reports ASAP no Aesop!

Yo man, this is bullshit! I don’t have time for nonsense. Lemme get that shit ASAP no Aesop.

by o0ill0o October 21, 2023

Absalooo

This means “I love you”
When someone uses this word it automatically means that they know the old Rio language .

Absaloool cutiee , you’re just a babyyy

by riokarwa December 14, 2023