absa 

1. the ultimate pwner. Whoever he challenges, dies. Whatever he gets interested in, all others get pwned. If you ever encounter a absa, just hope you wont get pwned as badly...

2. synonym of "pwn"

3. Muscular guy, attracting every kind of women on earth.

1. I see an Absa! RUN!!
2. You just got absa'ed.
3. Absa is teh bomb!

absa by Garlynim September 30, 2008

Absa 

1.Manera de enamorar a una persona .
2. Persona muy atractiva.

1. ¿Has visto que Absa, es muy guapo.
2.Quiero un novio que sea Absa

Absa by Mr.Veryserious September 13, 2017

absa 

a beautiful kind young lady that loves cookies. she's the best. even when she has a baddd day she still never shouts at anyone who is anyoing her.if you find an absa don't leave her.

"hey there is a girl over there in m&s that brought 10 cookies"
"I know it's absa

absa by odgreen2017 July 22, 2025

absa 

a beautiful kind young lady that loves cookies. she's the best. even when she has a baddd day she still never shouts at anyone who is anyoing her .if you find an absa don't leave her.

"hey there is a girl over there in m&s that brought 10 cookies"
"I know it's absa

absa by odgreen2017 July 22, 2025

Absar 

Absar is a godly individual who is able to perform at anything he wants to do at an elite level. He has no holes in his game. He is the prototypical all-around guy that is desired by many such as people, sports teams, companies, and girls. He rightfully knows his place and doesn't need any of that because he is usually better than all of that stuff. These things doesn't raise him to higher heights, he raises them to beyond even their comprehension of their own expectations. Absar underestimates himself and thinks that he is a god would be an utter understatement, he is way more than a god, and his importance even overshadows the purpose of life. He is far from a one-dimensional person as he is polished in every single regard, and calling him that would mean that you have just demoted yourself from a human being to something that shouldn't even be worth to be considered. You can call yourself lucky if you are claimed as a slave. All in all a Absar oozes divine talent that is light years away from an elite talent, who possesses an abundance of transcendent tools that would even be considered eternal to the supernatural. He posses an impossible task to defeat and will easily go through anyone and anything that stands in his way.

Person 1: "Absar"
Everyone: GASP
Person 2: "You cannot mention his name under your breath"

Absar by The Fax Machine January 16, 2019

absath 

A writer of online comics, this person has a reputation for overreacting to criticism (though his comic has some good and some bad points) and a tendency to take all opinions as insult.

Recently he was accused of being a pedophile, and has yet to officially deny these claims.

I hope absath didn't read what I blogged about him...he'd ban me!

absath by Betweenclass December 28, 2005

Absar 

A handsome guy with a banging personality makes everyone smile he’s so badass and fearless!

Oh my god Absar is so Badass

Absar by Thoughtso November 30, 2018