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side boob

n. What is seen when a topless woman (or very fat man) turn far enough to the side to see the breast, but not the nipple. Many movies, in order to keep a PG-13 rating, show only side boob. Braless women who wear sleeveless t-shirts are notorious for side boob.
"My roommate's girlfriend was wearing his muscle shirt without a bra. It was side boob city."
by FuryOfDerwin September 22, 2005
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side carpet

When the bush prodrudes from the side of a females lower garment. From the same family as "under boob"
Can I get some under boob? Maybe some side carpet? Something! -Artie Lange

Hey Todd, check out the side carpet on her!
by Dr feltersnatch May 18, 2017
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side google

A google search that is in no way related to the main conversation or task.

Likely to occur in highly distractible individuals. Often utilized for the purpose of procrastinating.
Person 1: "I just learned that tortoises smell with their throats."
Person 2: "I thought you were working on your math assignment...?"
Person 1: "I am. I just did a quick side google about tortoises."
by bear5565123 January 31, 2020
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Side burrito

1. A side dish offered by the convenience store Wawa.
2. A side piece, but more short and round, like a burrito.
"I'll have a chicken parm, with a side burrito please."
"I hope my wife doesn't find out about my side burrito."
by theskoontz May 16, 2017
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side neck

The tip of the penis is the head, the shaft would be the side neck. The neck supports the head

girl: damn he had so much side neck #long dick

"no ones side neck is as thick as gastons"
I zipped my side neck in my zipper.
That giant black dick had so much side neck
by anonymous February 26, 2017
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Side Chicken

Slightly scandalous leftovers you favor over the main dish.
Paul: Do you want some turkey? Brenda: No, I'll eat the side chicken.
by ApexPred November 27, 2019
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Side v

It's a vagina on the side, a side piece of puss, a girl on the side.
Man, my wife won't give it up so I'm seeing my side v tonight and getting some ass.
by Jrlovebone March 28, 2017
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