winklemouse

A hallucination while high. Can be very friendly, before you actually realize it's not a real object or animal.

Guy1:Dude, It's a winklemouse.. Guy2: No more bong hits for you.

by Dragonite's HyperBeam August 3, 2007

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Winkle

The act of urinating.

Man, Josh winkled on the toilet seat again.

by Willy Wonkle December 26, 2008

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wendle

To make, at any time, the most innappropriate statement or series of statements possible.

Underage girl: Do you have a pen in your pocket?
Wendler: No, it's a boner. Are you sexually active?

by gcjohn November 14, 2007

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Rip Van Winkle

When a girl wakes up with a penis in her mouth, and notices that the pubes have grown substantially whilst being there.

"Josh thought that it would be funny to injure Brien's balls, so in order to get payback, Brien Rip Van Winkle'd him last night. "

Davis: "I shaved my pubes this morning."
Bennett: "Didn't you shave those a few days ago?"
Davis: "I did, but I Rip Van Winkle'd my bitch again last night, and they grew several inches."

Alex: "What's wrong dude?"
Davis: "I just walked in on my roommate and his girlfriend: she was asleep, his dick was in her mouth, and his pubes were growing at an unnatural rate. Have you ever heard of such a thing?"
Alex: "Foshizzle. The ole' Rip Van Winkle...

by NolaDuncan November 9, 2009

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butt-winkle

The act of placing something, usually a finger, in your butt crack and then wiping the something on someone else. The goal of the butt-winkle is to transfer your butt stench to someone else.

I was joking around with my girlfriend last night after the gym and gave her a butt-winkle. Now she won't sleep with me because all she can smell is my ass.

by Trii October 18, 2007

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