Wiener Smile

placing ones penis across the mouth of another person.

I took a picture of Jeff sleeping while I gave him a wiener smile

by Steelers019 March 10, 2011

Wiener Family

The subsequent family that results from the discovery of a wiener cousin. All persons directly related to the wiener cousin, are now to be considered wiener family. There is no limit to wiener family, and wiener families tend to be a lot bigger than normal families.

Me: since Austin and I both had sex with Maggie, we are wiener cousins now. Which means Austin's mom would be my wiener mom, his dad my wiener dad, and so on.
Austin: I boned one of the girls that Nelson did... I guess that makes you, me and Nelson Wiener Family.

by Sir_Benjamin_Tatum November 04, 2014

wiener breath

Title dubbed to dorks with funky breath induced by excessive wiener consumption.

Yo wiener breath, which aisle can I find the hot dogs in?

by Kevin Willis March 02, 2007

Wiener Wanker

An Über douche bag

That guy has surpassed being a douche bag and dove straight into being a wiener wanker.

by Jaime Boots September 15, 2011

Wiener toss

Your guy friend cuts off his wiener and throws it, aiming to land it right in your bussay or butthole

“Last night I played wiener toss with Jessica”

by Mommy milf Jessica October 11, 2021

Huge Wiener

A huge cock that may or may not rip a vagina apart

Damn thats a huge wiener you've got there

by MilfSlayer69420 June 19, 2018

wiener skunk

wiener dog and skunk has a baby. also known as farret

damn david you have a really nice wiener skunk

by asston_cuh August 09, 2020