Wetticus

A female being aroused so much that they are wet.

Jada, why are you so wetticus?

by ClitorisRex July 13, 2017

wheataboo

Someone who pretends to have wheat intolerance to gain attention, normally this attention can not be gained by their personality so they pretend to have a digestive condition instead.

Gregg -"Ohhh, ahh, guys, Oh guys i cant eat that i have a wheat intolerance."
Everyone else - "fuck off Gregg stop being a wheataboo and eat your pizza"

by Soutty May 10, 2018

Wheat Beans

The most vegan thing a vegan can eat

Me: What’s in that drink Sam?
Sam: Almond milk and wheat beans
Me: You’re the best vegan there is!

by CubeDweller August 29, 2018

Wetty flap

A pussy that is wet all of the time

My girl is so horny. She’s got a wetty flap 24/7

by Wettyflap3000 January 4, 2019

Wetting-Down

1. Uniformed personnel spending preposterous amounts of money to celebrate a promotion; usually out of a slavish sense of obligation to tradition. 2. A Finical asteroid strike which ironically heralds the presumed increase in wealth and generally an outsized increase in responsibility. 3. A celebration of a shiny new object on your uniform.

Enlisted person 1: “Where are all the other officers today?”
Enlisted person 2: “Hospital.”
Enlisted person 1: “Why?”
Enlisted person 1 “Lieutenant (JG) C. is selling his blood plasma to pay his rent and the rest are there for severe dehydration”
Enlisted person 1: “What happened?”
Enlisted person 2 “Wetting-Down.”

by Worst of the best August 28, 2019

wheat moon

What farmers call the Harvest Moon. Primarily wheat farmers.

Molly: Mom theres a wheat moon tonight, does that mean the farmers can harvest their crops?
Chrissy: Back in my day we called it a Harvest moon, but whatever, potato tomato.

by bostoncasey September 14, 2019

whattheheck

it is a question
it is also a sentence starter
thats all

whattheheck is going on?
"whattheheck??" she asked this when she saw his bedroom after the slumber party

by pseudoniemetje January 6, 2020