walk a pole

Walk a pole

To piss with a hard on.

I love sleeping at my girlfriend’s, but had to “walk a pole” twice in a dark room. The pocket snake almost almost remodeled her bedroom!

by Elmo smoot April 18, 2018

Walk of shame

When 2-24 hours after a sexual encounter with an individual, you journey back to your home, workplace, school, or any place of importance with immense guilt, satisfying at least one of the following:
1. Wearing the same clothes you wore before
2. Missing at least one article of clothing
3. Wearing bodily evidence ( hair out of place, hickeys, lines etc.)
4. Wearing your partners clothing.

Girlll, I did the walk of shame to my lecture class this morning.

by TSDK June 2, 2018

Walk’n Corona

Person who would test positive for Coronavirus if there were tests, but shows no signs of symptoms of Coronavirus or common sense. These people ignore all social distancing practices and blow it off as a stupid idea.

Mike:
Hey Jeff, let me in, I brought my new bong for us to try
Jeff:

Stop knocking on my door and get your dumb ass off my porch! I saw you at the the park this morning playing hoops with 6 or 8 people. Stay away you probably have Walk’n Corona.

by Urban Name'er April 13, 2020

Walk My Pokemon

The act of masturbation while wearing a wrist based pedometer (fitbit, apple watch, etc) and Adventure Sync configured in Pokémon Go.

This was a lovely dinner party, Shannon, but I must get home so I can walk my pokemon.

by meta-fucking-cortex May 5, 2020

Walk chocolate

The walk you have to do to another bathroom when you are out of toilet paper after a dump and need to wipe.

I had to walk chocolate across the house just to get some toilet paper

by notactuallyajew October 4, 2020

Walk that man

To complete a prison bid (sentence) in its entirety. Typically when you plead guilty instead of trying to fight the case on trial.

D: Yoo! You heard main man plead guilty to the armed robbery?

Mac: Yeah, they had him on tape with no mask on! He can’t fight that. Gotta walk that man now…

by Ghost of Pac-Man September 28, 2021

Walk my body off

To Walk one’s body off : to digest , get rest after eating, to be chilled, to breath slowly, to allow foods moving round calmly

Elie. How you doin? And what you doin? Kamayi : I done eating and I walk my body off tho cause im full on my stomach

by Smarty7 September 7, 2023