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Drunken Thumb Wrestling

The act of polishing the one eyed gopher whilst being as drunk as a Welshman. You may or may not have been about to pick up the hot/maybe probably (more likely) boogawolf and were to drunk to seal the deal, thus causing you to go assault yourself in a drunk thumb wrestling match with your downstairs.
After being grinded and teased by the hot little hostess at the bar, Josh failed to insert thy rod and was thus forced into a drunken thumb wrestling match against himself....he lost.
by All hands on dick. October 17, 2011
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World Wrestling Entertainment

SEE: WWE
AKA: World Wrestling Federation, WWF

After Vince McMahon's WWE bought out Ted Turner's WCW wrestling circus and Paul Hayman's hardcore ECW he had a near monopoly until former wrestler Jeff Jarrett ponied up TNA Wrestling.
Stone Cold Steve Austin, The Rock, and my fucking hero,
Mick Foley wrestled for the World Wrestling Federation.
Hunter Hearst Helmsley sucks a dick for
WORLD WRESTLING ENTERTAINMENT (besides servicing the
owner's daughter in marriage.)
by Cholo Hellamongo October 14, 2006
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sumo wrestling

Sumo wrestling involves 2 fat REALLY REALLY fat guys that EAT heaps and heaps of food al the time to get really really fat and try and push eachother over or out of the ring, it is a national Sport and Japan's FAVOURITE sport!!!!!
the REALLLY reallly FAAAAAAAAATTTT guys entered the sumo wrestling ring!!!
by Mr.wankk March 2, 2007
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world wrestling federation

The World Wrestling Federation WAS the worldwide leader in "Sports-Entertainment" specializing in scripted, wacky storylines and fixed matches during a time period from 1980-2002 when it was FORCED by those arrogant "pandas" aka the World Wildlife Fund for Nature to change their promotional name from World Wrestling Federation (the real WWF) to World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE), since then WWE has become a shithole where pussy ass bitches like John Cena (a wannabe who can't wrestle for shit) and Randy Orton (who at time of definition entry was Unified WWE World Heavyweight Champion) SCREW WWE!!

Long Live the REAL WWF (World Wrestling Federation)!!!!!
Person 1) Sir,I demand you donate $100 to the WWF
Person 2) Why? so you can ruin my life?
Person 1) Excuse Me? You disrespectful jerk!!!
Person 2) I ain't dealing with no stupid ass, good for nothing "pandas" who STOLE the WWF initials from that wrestling promotion in Stamford, CT
Person 1) Why are you still angry about that?
Person 2) Because EVERYBODY knows that the real WWF stands for World Wrestling Federation, so take that biatch!!!!
Police Officer) Sir, you're now under arrest for harassment of a wildlife-based fundraising organization!!!!
Person 2) NNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
by JDawg01913 March 2, 2014
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Ro-Wrestling

Form of ROBLOX entertainment. Involving Wrestling. Ro-Wrestling has an awful community, it is really toxic
What Do You Do On The Weekends?

Oh me? I love Ro-Wrestling
by Hollywood Hooligah July 4, 2018
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sumo wrestling

Some kind of fight where a massive Japanese guy comes together with his partner and fight until KO.
Hint: Don't go to a sumo wrestling match if you are not a sumo wrestler. Sumo wrestlers are so heavy that they will kill you once they step on you. Beware.
by LOLLERZZZZZZZZZZZ April 21, 2009
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The Wrestling Kid

The Wrestling Kid is a mythical character from the Wrexham area of Wales. It is said that he was a wigga, who enjoyed wrestling. The first mention of this boy was on a Welsh folder.
There are many examples of tales about The Wrestling Kid.
by Andy Saulio November 5, 2008
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