Varnished asshole

Used to describe a terrible smelling object

<Guy1> Wow those shoes smell terrible
<Guy2> Yeah they smell like Varnished Assholes

by Asspipe April 7, 2009

varnished

alcohol intoxicated, drunk

I'll bet she got varnished after work and passed out on the bench.

by The Return of Light Joker November 27, 2010

Varnauskas

Means crow in swedish. Just kidding, lithuanian.

My name is Varnauskas. I am a crow.

by nothelmig September 24, 2011

Vajongo

The act of playing bongo on your vaginal region, as if it were a musical instrument.

Boyfriend: what the shit are you doing to your vagina???

Girlfriend: playing vajongo, BITCH!!! now make me a sammich

by frootles92q75 March 6, 2012

vagongasm

The orgasm that teenage girls have when they masterbait. They are not as strong as sex orgasms but are pleasurable.

Last night I had the best vagongasm using my new vibrator. It was wondeful!!

by genious87 September 19, 2012

vadonk

Another word for penis or vagina, can be used for both

You hit my vadonk!

by regalcharmander May 20, 2015

Varnished

The state of being so thoroughly drunk and stoned that you are completely and utterly fucked up. 100% blasted, plastered and loaded with a good, big, powerful toke of stoke. Or grass or weed or whatever...

I'm fucking varnished to the max, fucker!!!

by Alexander, irish bastard September 23, 2015