double uno situation

When you need to go number 2 and attempt to be extra discreet about the predicament.

-Where has Jane gone to?
-She had to go deal with a double uno situation.
-Thats classic Jane, told her do it before we left home, she can't couldn't listen to me to fucking save herself.
She had all damn morning to do it and now we're going to be late to the wet Tshirt contest.

by Big dick André August 17, 2024

uno dos tres

Spanish numbers. s s s s s s. s s s s s s. s s s s

uno dos tres cuatro cinco seis siete ocho nueve diez once doce trece catorce quince dieciseis diecisiete dieciocho diecinueve veinte

by a weem a we a weem a we eeeeee August 22, 2023

uno fest

in uno when you put down cards of the same number down and it starts a chain

hey are you going to put down a seven too? lets start a uno fest!

by unofestsarereal November 26, 2020

ACTIVE UNO

When man gets out to the pub to get wankered.

Kane: what’s people up to?
Sam: My mans active unoo

by Most active man about uno April 18, 2019

Uno

A game that can destroy friendships. When playing sometimes people would yell Get fucked, It’s fun and based on luck and planning. It’s a fun way to fuck people over.

Person 1: GET FUCKED YOU HAVE TO DRAW FOUR
Person 2: NOOOOOOO UNO WHYYYY
Person 3: Back to you and fuck him over.

by PastelFlowerGirl October 16, 2019

uno

A great sexy guy who you will want to get in his pants.plays great basketball.you will love this guy he can hold relationship. He has a lot of bitches. He hates anybody last name Cook and Maldondo.

Damn I wish was uno.

by WE SEXY AND WE KNOW IT!!!!!!!! March 10, 2018

Uno

Giving the holmies head in a completely platonic, non-gay way.

After rage-quitting the game, the man agressively played uno with his friend.

by Sgegzy November 10, 2022