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how to cook a turkey

1. Go buy a turkey
2. Take a drink of whiskey
3. Put the turkey in the oven
4. Take another two drinks of whiskey
5. Set the degree at 375 ovens
6. Take three more whiskeys of drink
7 Turn oven the on
8. Take four whisks of drinkey
9. Turk the bastey
10. Whiskey another bottle of get
11. Stick a turkey in the thermometer
12. Glass another yourself pour of whiskey
13. Bake the whiskey for four hours
14. Take the oven out of the turkey
15. Take the oven out of the whiskey
16. Floor the turkey up off of the pick
17. Turk the carvey
18. Get yourself another scottle of botch
19. Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
20. Bless the saying, pass and eat out
by WTF?!?!?! July 3, 2003
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turkey dump

When a student returning from college breaks up with their significant other from high school. So-called because it traditionally takes place over thanksgiving break, the first time most students return from college.
When Jim and Heather came home for Thanksgiving, she gave him the turkey dump.
by Brendan January 30, 2005
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catching the crazy turkey

A sexual act that starts with a wild turkey and ends with sex in a bed while gobbling like a turkey.Killing a chicken is somehow involved in the middle.
"You've been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsey's bed."
by Stargazerone December 13, 2014
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turkish circus

Doing the reverse mini-van on ya missus. 5 in the front and then 2 the back. That means a whole massive fist up front and then the peace sign up the dot!!
Mate, I went out to the drive-thru flicks with Shaz last night and gave her a hectic Turkish Circus during John Wick 3 last night!!
by carrask June 5, 2019
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new york turkey

When you put your boots in a women’s vagina
Aye yo shawty let me pull a New York turkey on you
by Trēÿ June 8, 2019
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turkish battleship

when a russian man fucks your wife's pussyhole with a flintlock gun
by Butthole aids June 6, 2018
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pea turkey

"Pea turkey" is a southernism meaning nothing, nada, zip, zilch - often used with "not," making a double negative.
She's so stuck up, she walked right past me and didn't say pea turkey!!!
by big sneezer July 9, 2009
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