Turdle

Turdle, pronounced: \turd-ul\. A combination of a terd and a weasel

That turdle stabbed me in the back at the meeting again

by zoids January 9, 2008

toddlebag

A small child; can be applied from ages 0-8.

Wow, that little kid was such a toddlebag.

by scag January 25, 2005

Tart Toddler

One who commits an act of Tart Toddling

That Tart Toddler made me eat a stale poptart!

by Dooley July 16, 2006

toddler

An annoying little person that can't take care of itself and has no communication skills.

toddlers are dumb and stupid and gay and fat and gay and stupid...

by Richard Gear October 25, 2011

Turdle

Turdle - The action of side stepping or jumping over animal feces or worse.... while out and about in public if you come across a huge log behind the bar or restaurant, where you have to take an lifesaving leap.

Mom, I had to make a Turdle to exit the bedroom this morning, that bad dog Rover left a huge steaming pile.


Dude, did you see that huge log I had to Turdle after leaving the bar. I mean they do have bathrooms inside.

by MrSnoopy November 5, 2008

toddle

1. Noun- when a person is so stone drunk, that they resemble a toddler; in throwing up and not being able to talk, walk, pick up women, etc.

2. Verb- to act like a toddle

1. "Aww, dude you're such a toddle! Why can't you hold your beer?!"

2. "Dude stop toddling around! You're embarrassing yourself!"

by P,L,L,AMUD June 28, 2011

The Shitty Toddler

When you're fucking a girl from behind, you discretely stick your thumb in her butt and then put it in her mouth.

Yo I totally did The Shitty Toddler with that bitch from the club last night.

by NigAndNog July 12, 2012