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toaster waffle

Those really neat things that you can buy almost anywhere in a box, that you bring home, put in the freezer, then take out in the morning and put one in the toaster and then let it toast. If you are a good toaster waffle maker, then your toaster waffle will not turn out squishy, like mine do. They come in many flavors, such as the plain type, chocolate chip, and...others that I can't think of. They are waffles, only smaller and not as good as the ones you could make with a waffle iron thing, but still good.
Person A: *takes toaster waffle out of package, puts in toaster*
Person LMNOP: Hey, toaster waffle!
by tashers May 6, 2006
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Beatrice Toaster

hmmmm where do i start...Beatrice Toaster is one crazy mothertrucker. Beatrice is the wife of Steveanie Toaster. Beatrice loves potassium. Toaster says a 1000 bananas is equal to one human life. Beatrice is thought of as a sword by others since she is in fact a cereal killer. Toaster will kill anyone that stands in the her way. Toaster will tell people to go die as a fun greeting for all.
Person 1:Hello Beatrice! How are you doing this fine day?
Beatrice Toaster: .....GO DIEEEEEEEEEEE.....
Person 2: oh that’s just Beatrice Toaster being good old Beatrice Toaster
by young gen c December 2, 2019
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koala toaster

n. Australian bush fire.

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Smell that eucalyptus tang in the air? Must be a koala toaster high in the Blues.
by gnostic3 December 27, 2019
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camel toaster

When a man or woman puts his/her penis in a toaster. Once cooked to the proper temperature, the person then takes a massive shit in his kids mouth. As soon as the kid ejaculates milk from his vagina the zookeeper takes the polar bears for a 15 minute walk.
Sorry I was late for our movie date. I had to make sure my children had a camel toaster before bedtime.
by penisenlargment May 28, 2017
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toaster strudel

Act of busting a fat nut on a girls stomach as though spreading the frosting on some toaster strudel
-Can I cum inside you?
-Ew no just give me a toaster strudel
by white iverson October 9, 2016
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canadian toaster

Some lucky cunt sandwiched between two mattresses being fucked while covered in butter
Wow I totally Canadian toastered the girl from the bar eh?
by 404handle July 28, 2016
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toaster tub

Sudoku yourself
Toaster tub yourself
by The only pug July 16, 2021
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