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Nut Nanny

your very own personal testicle care giver. takes care of cleaning, powdering, waxing of your sack. on a a hot humid day she will walk beside you and cradle your balls in her hand while you walk. you dont want to get that annoying rash an your balls. and at the end of the day she will blow you .
god my balls stink today. they could use a waxing too. i cant wait for my Nut Nanny to get here.
by burbman1969 January 13, 2022
mugGet the Nut Nannymug.

Got nannied

Mauled by a pit-bull dog or other vicious domestic animal most often completely unprovoked.
The toddler died in ICU after she got nannied by a free-roaming pit-bull dog.
by Ruger57pro&velcrosandals August 3, 2024
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Shake it like a British Nanny.

.(Shake it like a British Nanny) Phrase. 1) The act of shaking a small infant in order to make it stop crying. 2) To be violently shaken in order to be brought back into consciousness. 3) Pill free alternative to viagra. 4) The act of shaking the living crap out of something in a violent manner in order to obtain inner clarity. (See also Epileptic-Buddhist).
.Shake it like a British Nanny
1) If the baby don't stop cryin' I'm a shake it like a British nanny.
2) The whore won't wake up! Shake it like a British nanny.
3) If it don't get hard just Shake it like a British Nanny.
4) Like the 7 paths to clarity I look deep into my being to find... .errr..ug.. uh..ug.err.errr.errrr. errr.eeeer. ..uhhh....eech..ech ..ech...uggg ...gurgle, gurgle, gurgle.
by SirIsaacHillary July 18, 2008
mugGet the Shake it like a British Nanny.mug.

Nanny-Noo Ha’s

A term used for old women’s breasts.
Old woman: “girls these days show too much..”
Young girl: “shut up Nanny-Noo Ha’s”

or

Old woman: “Got to get my Nanny-Noo Ha’s for the dilfs”
by ilovewetfarts2 June 9, 2023
mugGet the Nanny-Noo Ha’smug.

nanny mince

a meal cooked by the sexy Paula nanna Fox from peacehaven for her lovely boyfriend Paul for his tea in his caravan to give him the energy to make mad passionate love to her afterwards
"hello darling what's for tea ? " ive made nanny mince to give you the energy to sort my poom poom out later"
by mr cod June 2, 2023
mugGet the nanny mincemug.

Nanny eye

The name of a vagina that has been so worn out that it looks old and decrepit, much like a nanny.
Let me get a peek at that pussy... OH SHIT! I ain't going anywhere near that nanny eye!
by rachalrj88 June 9, 2015
mugGet the Nanny eyemug.

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