shoot an oyster

When ya blast a huge fart, along with a hunk o' poo.

Fuck! I gotta go back to the car. I shot an oyster on that last one.

by jojo August 24, 2004

outback oysters

An Australian delicacy; sheep or kangaroo balls. Probably used more to scare tourists than as actual food.

"Shall we throw a couple of outback oysters on the barbie for you, mate?"

by j-ster September 2, 2006

Oregon oyster

After you cum inside her, her friend slurps it out

She asked her best friend if she would do the oregon oyster with her husband and her

by Jackade August 10, 2015

Oyster-Shucking

An advanced form of the scissors sex position between two women that have severely enlarged meat curtains.

Person #1: "did you hear those weird slapping/suction noises last night?"
Person #2:"oh that was just the lesbians next door oyster-shucking"

by TurtleLovin October 30, 2023

oyster magic

A glistening white vagina

When the time was right and the lights were dim she presented her new husband with her oyster magic

by Mtjoy library June 2, 2017

Canvey Oyster

Vagina. Probably needs a wash. Can cause cholera, dysentery, or elaborate and grotesque mutations. Having sex with it is not recommended.

Mate... I wouldn't touch a Canvey Oyster with me mates dick.

by ButtCreamAl May 14, 2019

Oyster woman

Someone who likes pussy

Man, you’re such and oyster woman.

by Smartypanties07 December 27, 2017