Technobär

A very warm, gentle Dude. Who gives great hugs but has a severe herpes infection on his genitals.

Technobärs erection does not look healthy.

by BigBrokolisubmarine November 23, 2021

Technobald stan

Your awesome and you are probably bald.

You most likely went bald before 18. Technobald stans have no mother.

so a Technobald stan should............................meh .

by king rabbit 2008 is bald March 24, 2022

Technobabble Fallacy

The mistaken belief that an argument is valid or true simply because it uses complex, scientific-sounding, or technical language—regardless of whether the content makes any actual sense.

“Quantum vibrations in your DNA resonate with the cosmic frequency of abundance, aligning you with the higher dimensional matrix of manifestation.”

“Wow, that sounds deep!”

“Nah, bro. That’s just the technobabble fallacy.”

by Jo Burn June 5, 2025

TechnoBeast

A racially ambiguous Gen Z male, typically sustained by generational wealth (a.k.a. daddy’s money), who uses his trust fund to finance a Tesla and a gaming PC setup that glows like a rave. Often obsessed with Elon Musk, Red Pill podcasts, and self-help influencers like Andrew Tate or Jordan Peterson. Technobeasts are perpetually online, fluent in Discord sarcasm, and live with their parents (or were freshly weaned from the nest after a dramatic "I need space" monologue).

"She broke up with him and he started quoting Tate and live-streaming Apex Legends. Classic technobeast spiral."

by BigShidda June 6, 2025

technobollox

Completely inaccurate drivel relating to technology or something of a technical nature, which is spouted by someone who either doesn't completely understand the subject they're talking about, or has heard a few key buzzwords and gone off on a spasmodic frenzy of scaremongering and sensationalisation. Quite commonly encountered in professions such as IT, Engineering, etc. People who actually understand and work with the technology being discussed can spot technobollox a mile away, and will often thwart and ridicule the perpetrator by introducing real facts to the discussion.
Sadly this doesn't prevent technophobes from being sucked in and their ignorance increased by this menace.

Person A: "Some guy at that management seminar told our CEO that BlackBerry devices can calculate next week's lottery numbers, now he wants one!"
Person B: "What?! he's talking technobollox again!"

Technobollox victim: "Don't install that 'Windows XP', my friend told me that it will steal all your data, kick your dog, and send your bank account details to Micro$oft!!!!!!"
Engineer: "That is complete and utter technobollox"

by Ciarán_ July 15, 2008

technocenturion

One who knows how to use technology but has already fallen out of touch with its many advances.

Even though she was a recent college graduate, the high school intern was already making her feel like a technocenturion.

by Semiuseful Magazine October 16, 2008

Technobrat

Noun, used to describe a person who owns the latest technology

He is a technobrat, he just got an iphone last year and has already upgraded it.
brat geek

by Jklntrn March 1, 2009