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lock the taskbar

A famous song by the Punk band The Clash.
The Shareef don't like it, lock the taskbar.
by kzkkzkzxkkzxkxz September 5, 2017
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Multi-Tasking

The act of drinking, AND driving at the same time.
"Dude, this guy is swerving all over the place, he must be Multi-Tasking."

"I bet that fucker that got in a wreck was Multi-Tasking"

Beaux: "Nah man, let me have one more beer before we leave."
Mcclintock: "Oh it's cool.. we'll just Multi-Task on the way there dude."

Booze Cruising

Driving While Intoxicated
by Mcclintock Beaux June 23, 2009
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I Didn’t ask

A quote used by most arseholes in society to express little interest in what someone is trying to say, even when the speaker can be trying to engage in a conversation and show up events in their life, opinions, or personality traits.
Can be redeemed if you are the victim by saying “I didn’t ask if you asked”
Speaker 1- “I find this song a heavy criticism of our government and states power and i like the lyrics”
Dickhead 1- “ I didn’t ask”
Speaker 1- “I didn’t ask if you asked”
Dickhead 1-“I didn’t ask if you asked if I asked”
Speaker 1-“I didn’t ask if you asked if I asked if you asked”
And so oooonnnnnnnn......
by 0lstr060 May 18, 2021
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Don't ask Don't tell

Some policy that said gays can't be in the military if they were public about it
by Veteran Bandit April 29, 2021
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Man tasks

What men will say to make errands sound manlier.
Chuck: I have to go make a deposit, check the mail, and get some milk.

Heather: So about what time will you get back from your errands?

Chuck:They are not errands, they are man tasks. Get it right!
by friskycurtain March 28, 2009
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gigity-tasking

Jane calls Julie on the phone:

Jane: are you working out.

Julie: No I'm just Gigity-tasking, I'm riding cowgirl right now.
by crumboy May 8, 2010
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total-tasking

The act of concentrating on a single task as opposed to multi-tasking.
Seen more commonly in the male of the species homo sapiens.
Jennifer was annoyed as John exhibited total-tasking while watching the sport on TV and once again didnt register her requests.
by Davie Crockett April 10, 2011
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